Yes, I am a Slasher, so :P
Feb. 22nd, 2006 12:50 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
zhieApparently, Kate aka whoever is pretending to be her was too afraid to okay this on her LJ - this is specific to http://queenkatherine2.livejournal.com/2829.html - and though I know I told Zee I'd sit on my hands and whistle a happy tune, they brought my name up, and thus, my hands were magically poised upon the keyboard to send over this special delivery~
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Well, I am Zhie, and I may not know everything, but I know how to find out anything and everything. The fact that you do not believe the facts that I have presented is not my problem. I have a feeling that if I showed you a banana and said it was a banana, that you would call it a pickle just for the sake of an argument. Now, everyone loves a good argument now and again, Monty Python discovered that. But sometimes, things are just plain silly, such as arguing about anything here.
Facts have been presented. I've seen no research done on your part to suggest that 'harass' and 'disappoint' are not words that are misspelled by a good amount of the American public. Present some facts for me. Show me the money, as it were. You can't. You have no proof. I have the facts, I have the proof, I am the Zhie. It's just that simple.
You don't want to believe that I am real, then don't. I could present facts for that, but as I said, I say banana, you would probably say pickle. I am a Librarian, and I feed off of doing research. I once researched oral sex because someone on a livejournal community was having an argument with someone else about it, and that's just what I happen to do. I didn't even know the parties involved for that one, I just saw a need for research, and I was there.
Now, as for me being someone other than Zee or not, I should comment that I write enormous amounts of slash, something I know for a fact (oh, my, a fact, there it is again) that Zee won't touch with a twenty-nine and a half foot pole. I like to read and write about Erestor and Glorfindel having hot, passionate sex in the Hall of Fire or Erestor pole dancing with a cowboy hat on or Glorfindel in fishnet stockings and a corset more than I want to read or write about anyone from the race of men. I used to be in the ThunderCats fandom before I got here. I also dabbled in the Pokemon fandom. Besides all of that, I am a furry. Yes, one of those 'twisted' people who like to dress up like animals and parade around like it's all the norm. If you type 'Zhie' into practically any search engine, you'll find out all of this, and likely more. There is a ‘paper trail’ so to speak, going back more than a decade when I first jumped into cyberspace. When I first got here, there were no pictures! It was all text and words, and many, many less misspellings of words like 'harass', but misspellings all the same. I have written things that are extremely un-Zee. So, though phonetically, I am ‘zee’, I am not Zee. I am, honorarily I suppose, Brew City Zee. At least, I do think that was what was decided.
I am a slasher. And damn proud of it. Those are nine words you will never, ever hear Zee say. Ever.
Don't believe me? Check it out, ya'll. http://pounce.dreamelf.com
-Zhie
PS – I think you all just missed me posting my extreme and utter brilliance, so you figured you would simply post a message that would get me to come over here and say something. It’s so sweet of you all to think of me. Love and kisses and cheesecake, too. :-*
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Wow, that ego of mine really gets out somedays, doesn't it?
For those utterly confused, poor Zee and many others are all being accused of being the same person, when there is an abundance of evidence showing that to not be the case. Oy. And on that note: The world needs more magic goats. And magic beans. Mmm... magic beans...
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Well, I am Zhie, and I may not know everything, but I know how to find out anything and everything. The fact that you do not believe the facts that I have presented is not my problem. I have a feeling that if I showed you a banana and said it was a banana, that you would call it a pickle just for the sake of an argument. Now, everyone loves a good argument now and again, Monty Python discovered that. But sometimes, things are just plain silly, such as arguing about anything here.
Facts have been presented. I've seen no research done on your part to suggest that 'harass' and 'disappoint' are not words that are misspelled by a good amount of the American public. Present some facts for me. Show me the money, as it were. You can't. You have no proof. I have the facts, I have the proof, I am the Zhie. It's just that simple.
You don't want to believe that I am real, then don't. I could present facts for that, but as I said, I say banana, you would probably say pickle. I am a Librarian, and I feed off of doing research. I once researched oral sex because someone on a livejournal community was having an argument with someone else about it, and that's just what I happen to do. I didn't even know the parties involved for that one, I just saw a need for research, and I was there.
Now, as for me being someone other than Zee or not, I should comment that I write enormous amounts of slash, something I know for a fact (oh, my, a fact, there it is again) that Zee won't touch with a twenty-nine and a half foot pole. I like to read and write about Erestor and Glorfindel having hot, passionate sex in the Hall of Fire or Erestor pole dancing with a cowboy hat on or Glorfindel in fishnet stockings and a corset more than I want to read or write about anyone from the race of men. I used to be in the ThunderCats fandom before I got here. I also dabbled in the Pokemon fandom. Besides all of that, I am a furry. Yes, one of those 'twisted' people who like to dress up like animals and parade around like it's all the norm. If you type 'Zhie' into practically any search engine, you'll find out all of this, and likely more. There is a ‘paper trail’ so to speak, going back more than a decade when I first jumped into cyberspace. When I first got here, there were no pictures! It was all text and words, and many, many less misspellings of words like 'harass', but misspellings all the same. I have written things that are extremely un-Zee. So, though phonetically, I am ‘zee’, I am not Zee. I am, honorarily I suppose, Brew City Zee. At least, I do think that was what was decided.
I am a slasher. And damn proud of it. Those are nine words you will never, ever hear Zee say. Ever.
Don't believe me? Check it out, ya'll. http://pounce.dreamelf.com
-Zhie
PS – I think you all just missed me posting my extreme and utter brilliance, so you figured you would simply post a message that would get me to come over here and say something. It’s so sweet of you all to think of me. Love and kisses and cheesecake, too. :-*
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Wow, that ego of mine really gets out somedays, doesn't it?
For those utterly confused, poor Zee and many others are all being accused of being the same person, when there is an abundance of evidence showing that to not be the case. Oy. And on that note: The world needs more magic goats. And magic beans. Mmm... magic beans...
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Date: 2006-02-22 07:01 pm (UTC)I have to sit with Zee with this one. I'm not a big fan of slash. Now, if it's a secondary relationship in the fic...I might be inclined to like it. Otherwise...it's just not my cup of tea.
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Date: 2006-02-22 07:41 pm (UTC)I read the post a few days ago when Shirl and I were talking about this, was kind of waiting for you to jump all over them, heh.
So, now that you are in all the way can I do it too? No way I won't stand by your side on this as you know, not that you need me though. Your wit is unparalleled (did I misspell that one too?)
Huggles,
Laura
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Date: 2006-02-22 11:15 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-02-23 12:18 am (UTC)***Hugs and Smiles***
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Date: 2007-01-07 11:33 pm (UTC)I really REALLY love you...