Coming up next...

[zhie]

Okay, so it’s the network premier of the Fellowship…

Yay for that.

But, they’ve got this guy saying something before each commercial break.. y’know, to get people excited about the next part..

‘Coming up next.. Frodo discovers he carries a magic ring!’

Okay. No problem.

So, just a moment ago, I hear the following..

‘Coming up next.. Frodo comes face to face.. with Arwen!’


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‘Cause, she’s like, SO EVIL!

We couldn’t think of something else? Nothing ‘bout the evil ringwraiths that are going to chase him, the mortal wound he’ll incur.. no, no.. it’s the daughter of Elrond! Run for your mortal lives!

As Mark just commented.. what’s next?

'When we return.. Sam and Frodo confront.. Farmer Maggot!'

‘Coming up next.. Pippin must drink.. a pint!’

'What lurks within.. the Last Homely House?!'

That is all for now..

Until next time, I remain,

-Zhie, neither a confronter of Arwen nor a drinker of a pint