"Greetings. Please leave a message. Thank you." Only, in Sindarin, so telemarketers don't try calling over and over. It used to be Mark doing Haldir's and Gimli's voicing and it would say 'The phone rang so loud I could hear it in the dark/ Now please leave your name and your message, thank you.' then there was a power outage and he wouldn't redo the message... *pouts*

HA! That's great. My cell voice mail thingy goes something like this..." Hi. You've reached Avedan. Well, almost. Try again later, or leave a message".

Also love the Sindarin. Hmm... *considers composing answering machine message in Latin...*

Athos