hee hee

[zhie]

I have *counts* eight to go.

There are three nice ones, the ones for Keiliss and Eresse. See what happens when you have awesome friends who raise their hands and go 'Ms. Substitute Speech Writer, it's not fair to make them kiss Grima and deal with goats because...'

You get a nice ghostwritten speech (is it really ghostwritten if everyone knows I'm doing them.. well, most of them.. there is one person doing a few, too.. heh heh.. love having a partner in crime..).

If you say nothing, ignore the posts, and your friends don't poke and nudge and go 'but.. but.. she was abducted by aliens earlier in the week, she can't write it herself!'

Then..

you get farting balrogs..

and crazy kings..

and spiders..

and other nastiness..

(i'm especially particular of the farting balrogs myself)

(yes, I'm having too much fun.. Tella has told me I'm a nut.. I concur..)