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1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?
The guy who raped my uncle. But then, death would be too good for that prick.
2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence.
Barbara Streisand... give me the switch now!!!
3. Who would you really like to just kiss on the nose?
My Harley-cat, and I do. (Though, Bear-puppy has an awfully kissable nose too)
4. What is the best kind of cheese?
Munster (and any cheese from Wisconsin)
5. You can have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. What does your dream-sandwich consist of, and does it contain the aforementioned cheese?
Actually, no, no cheese. I would have white honey break, mayo, and olive loaf.
6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie-celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once (they will never call you back).
I'm going to pass on this.. the only celeb, living or dead, that holds interest for me these days is Yul Brynner. And that would just make me sad if he didn't call back. Not even, to like, go get cheesecake or stop by a goat farm or somthing. How cruel.
7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Same rules as above. Who is it?
Blah.. wait.. okay, David Lee Roth, but, like thirty years ago. Hold on- that don't work, I'd have not been born yet...
8. Now that you've slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy shit, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it? (saving, investing and depositing do not count).
Actually, you weren't paying attention, I didn't get to sleep with- ooo, a hundred bucks? Book store!
9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you going?
I'm not, dammit. My sibs are all converging here in mere days. Curses to the fates, o! how cruel thou art! At least I have my books.
10. Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Now that you are in the new location, where will you spend it?
Hello, are you paying attention to nothing? I'm still at home and- oooo, another hundred dollars? Prezzies for the sibs and hubster (though I'm sure I'd have found something at the bookstore for them already).
11. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. "Be brand-specific" it says.
Bacardi Rum... yesh, the librarian drinks rum most of all, what of it? (it answers Jack's question.. see, if he'd have been with me on the island, I wouldn't have burned it all *sniff sniff*)
12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go to anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there?
Rufus!! I need you to take me to a point in time where David Lee Roth was sexy ass hot and Yul Brynner would consider calling me in the morning...
13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
No lying.
15. What is your favorite expletive?
Fucking Bastards.
16. One night you wake up because you hear a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?
Go back to sleep; talk to the interior designer in the morning.
17. Your house is on fire! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don't worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what's it gonna be?
my bass
18. The Angel Of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel Of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?
Make love, then take a nap. Would rather be asleep and blissfully uncaring...
19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What's it gonna be?
flight
20. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
Can it be the half-hour when Rufus managed to get sexy hot ass DLR and Yul in the same place at the same time with me?
21. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
How about middle school?
22. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check this out... you can move to anywhere else in the world! Where would you go?
Figures. Australia. Or Canada. Where can I fly more?
23. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE. Which one is it gonna be?
South Shore Inn aka The Prancing Pony
24. Hopefully you didn't mention this in the super-powers question.... If you did, then we'll just expand on that. Check it out... Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!! Whose house are you going to float to first?
FUCK! I already can fly dammit, what do I want to fucking float for? Grrr
25. The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier have given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which late celebrity will you bring back to life?
Yul Brynner... hopefully, he'll remember me and call this time.
26) A catch-phrase?
For me? ummm... considering I was banned from the US... how bout...
'Too Hot for America To Handle'
*shrugs* That or 'I like cheese'...
The guy who raped my uncle. But then, death would be too good for that prick.
2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence.
Barbara Streisand... give me the switch now!!!
3. Who would you really like to just kiss on the nose?
My Harley-cat, and I do. (Though, Bear-puppy has an awfully kissable nose too)
4. What is the best kind of cheese?
Munster (and any cheese from Wisconsin)
5. You can have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. What does your dream-sandwich consist of, and does it contain the aforementioned cheese?
Actually, no, no cheese. I would have white honey break, mayo, and olive loaf.
6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie-celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once (they will never call you back).
I'm going to pass on this.. the only celeb, living or dead, that holds interest for me these days is Yul Brynner. And that would just make me sad if he didn't call back. Not even, to like, go get cheesecake or stop by a goat farm or somthing. How cruel.
7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Same rules as above. Who is it?
Blah.. wait.. okay, David Lee Roth, but, like thirty years ago. Hold on- that don't work, I'd have not been born yet...
8. Now that you've slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy shit, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it? (saving, investing and depositing do not count).
Actually, you weren't paying attention, I didn't get to sleep with- ooo, a hundred bucks? Book store!
9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you going?
I'm not, dammit. My sibs are all converging here in mere days. Curses to the fates, o! how cruel thou art! At least I have my books.
10. Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Now that you are in the new location, where will you spend it?
Hello, are you paying attention to nothing? I'm still at home and- oooo, another hundred dollars? Prezzies for the sibs and hubster (though I'm sure I'd have found something at the bookstore for them already).
11. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. "Be brand-specific" it says.
Bacardi Rum... yesh, the librarian drinks rum most of all, what of it? (it answers Jack's question.. see, if he'd have been with me on the island, I wouldn't have burned it all *sniff sniff*)
12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go to anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there?
Rufus!! I need you to take me to a point in time where David Lee Roth was sexy ass hot and Yul Brynner would consider calling me in the morning...
13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
No lying.
15. What is your favorite expletive?
Fucking Bastards.
16. One night you wake up because you hear a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?
Go back to sleep; talk to the interior designer in the morning.
17. Your house is on fire! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don't worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what's it gonna be?
my bass
18. The Angel Of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel Of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?
Make love, then take a nap. Would rather be asleep and blissfully uncaring...
19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What's it gonna be?
flight
20. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
Can it be the half-hour when Rufus managed to get sexy hot ass DLR and Yul in the same place at the same time with me?
21. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
How about middle school?
22. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check this out... you can move to anywhere else in the world! Where would you go?
Figures. Australia. Or Canada. Where can I fly more?
23. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE. Which one is it gonna be?
South Shore Inn aka The Prancing Pony
24. Hopefully you didn't mention this in the super-powers question.... If you did, then we'll just expand on that. Check it out... Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!! Whose house are you going to float to first?
FUCK! I already can fly dammit, what do I want to fucking float for? Grrr
25. The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier have given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which late celebrity will you bring back to life?
Yul Brynner... hopefully, he'll remember me and call this time.
26) A catch-phrase?
For me? ummm... considering I was banned from the US... how bout...
'Too Hot for America To Handle'
*shrugs* That or 'I like cheese'...