Haldir Needs to Get Laid

And I'm the one to do it.

Er, I mean, I'm writing a story about it...

Yeah, I know, he's been laid before. But this one is called 'Haldir Gets Laid'. Clever, huh?

*Sighing* No, I have not lost it. I never had it in the first place, and you can't lose something you never had.

But seriously, geez, nothing new. Just working and writing and eating and sleeping.

Monty's got a new puppy! Ten week old St. Bernie mix. Very smart, very cute, and this one isn't trying to rip my face off! Yay for not ripping Zhie's face off! She needs it, such as it is, for other things.

Resisting urge to eat candy from Easter basket...very tempting..just brushed teeth, though. Will be good.

Until next time, I remain,

Zhie, keeper of Ecthelion's Beach Hat and Rumil's Tunic. No! It's true! In someone else's story (Forest's) he gave it to me! (Alright, really, I had to wrestle Mei for it, but I got it now! But I think she knows I'll share, if she wants. That is all.)