Why one should not allow their muses to come home drunk...

...because I swear that is the only explanation for this.

The muses... let me rephrase that, there are so many... THE muses (yes, both of them) have requested a story containing only het that involves both of them, but not with each other.

I slept on it, pondered it, roped Laura and Mei into it, and so it has begun.

Probably has something to do with the happenings at Little Balrog from the Halloween party. And with Ress, I can believe that. But coming from Fin, this puzzles me.

But it's turning into a lovely and soon to be silly story. So glad to be doing another colab with Laura, 'To Worship You' turned out great (next part will be posted late tonight when I get back home... LJ doesn't seem to always want to agree with me as of late when I try to post, so I shall make another attempt tonight), and having Mei along triples the silliness of it all. Woohoo!

That is all. Until next time, I remain,

-Zhie, keeper of the remote controls and cheezeypoofs

Must resist... filling out... info... aw, screw it...

Okay, swiped from purrsia and... here we go...

1. Who do you think will win the Presidential Election?
Me. I have a chance, they've still not called a winner yet.
2. Who do you hope will win the Presidential Election?
Me again.
3. Will it bug you if Bush runs our country for another 4 years? I suppose he can have it if I don't win.
4. What time did you get up this morning?
6:22 in the a.m.
5. What was the first thing you ate today?
Dried fruit - apricots and pineapple
6. How long did it take you to get to work?
An hour's drive, as per usual
7. What is the one thing you hate about mornings during the week?
Having to clean the fogginess off the car that early
8. On a scale of 1-10 how bored do you think I am?
Who is this I? Do I know you? I don't get the question... and that's par for the course...
What kind of car do you drive?
Depends... if I want to get out and push... lol... no, okay, honestly.. I have the War Wagon for in the city and the Corolla for work. War Wagon's an 88 Chevy Wagon, Corolla's a 94
10. What color is it? Chevy's metallic blue... Corolla is teal
11. Any plans to buy a new car?
Nope. I 'adopted' both of them - Chevy was given to us by mum when we got married, and the Corolla was willed to us by Gramma. It's like keeping the good cars in the family in a way.
12. What kind? n/a
13. What are some of your best qualities (name as many as you want) Oy... how long do I have... *shoves ego into closet*
14. Would people agree that these are your best qualities?
I didn't name any... yeesh, this is turning into a bad session with the magic eight ball, lol.
15. When was the last time you said "I Love You" to someone? I said it to the ranger when I left, I typed it more recently to my 'partners in crime' lol
16. Who was it to? Oh, said to the ranger (Mark) and typed to Mei and Laura
17. When was the last time you got so pissed off you literally wanted to ram your fist through a wall?
How about someone else's head? Can I do that?
18. What are some of your worst qualities?
I'm a procrastinator on many levels.
19. Would people agree that these are your worst qualities? Oh yeah.
20. Describe your worst dinning experience Eating a fish sandwich from Kopps and suddenly choking on a fishbone... ended up in the emergency room that night to get it out, was not a fun evening as they thought they were going to have to do surgery of some sort to dislodge it. Interestingly enough, I'm a vegetarian now, but for other reasons...
21. What is your favorite color?Can't choose one... can narrow it to Purple, Gold, and Green
22. Do you plan on seeing the final "Star Wars" movie in May? Hell yes.
23. Do you plan to see the new "Batman" movie? Probably, I tend to see all the comic-related movies... though, I've yet to see Catwoman
24. Do you plan on seeing "Seed of Chucky" Actually, I don't like horror films at all
25. Do you think its time the film industry came up with better films and ideas?Yes. Soon as they ask me to start writing the movie scripts, I promise much, much better stories.
26. How fucked up do you thin our society is? It's really not as bad as everyone thinks it is.
27. Do you think I am still bored? We've yet to establish who 'you' are...
28. What is your favorite candy bar? I used to work behind a candy counter... do NOT make me answer that... though, lately I've got this thing for Midnight Milky Way bars
29. Godiva or Lindt Chocolates? meh... Ambrosia... *sigh* If not that, then Russel Stovers
30. What TV shows do you think should be canceled? Can I uninvent some of them? I think of all of them, The Swan is the crappiest of the crappy
31. On a scale of 1-10 how ridiculous do you think reality shows are becoming? The only good reality show was the first few seasons of "The Real World" before they messed it up... everything since is crap
32. Do you think I am cool? Who are you?
33. Do you find yourself cool? I was 'Geek of the Week' in The Onion and proud of it. I've had children ages 5 to 12 call me 'cool', but I think that has to do with the fact that once a year I convert the public library to Hogwarts School and go by the name 'Professor Buttercup'
34. When was the last time you made someone laugh? Look at me with a straight face and tell me you didn't at least chuckle once reading this. I dare you. I double dare you. I-

*We interupt this LJ addition to bring you this news*
Sen. John Kerry has conceded... President G.W. Bush will stay in the White House four more years...

Crap, so I didn't win? Heh heh... oh, you all know I'd be dancing in my office if I didn't have windows...

35. What did you do to make that person laugh? Oh, there are so many wonderful things.
36. When was the last time you cried? Last week
37. What made you cry? It regarded a deer, my brother, Oklahoma, Iraq, and other such things
38. What is your favorite restaurant? Kopps, but for the custard. Otherwise, I love taco bell, and also Antonio's (litle Italian place that reminds me actually of Rohan), and Tai Ping, Chinese place in South Milwaukee
39. What is your favorite cuisine? See above...
40. Looking forward to Christmas shopping? Not so much... no Maggie to do it with this year...
41. What things are you not looking forward to about Christmas Shopping?
See above...
42. Do you know what you want for Christmas? A pony? Okay, honestly... to have enough time to finish the PPBs... and all my sibs in one spot
43. If you were only allowed one thing for Christmas this year what would it be? Part B of Questions 42
44. Do you think Christmas has lost its true meaning over the years? Depends on what you do, and your customs and such
45. What is your favorite food to eat on Thanksgiving? Used to be duck... I don't know what to do this year...
46. How much candy did you consume on Halloween? Not as much as usual, actually... I got candy that I don't like for handing out so I wouldn't sit there eating out of the cauldron... just snitched stuff from my parents' bowl...
47. Do you still dress up on Halloween? Hell yes. This year I was a princess. :D
48. Do you still go trick or treating on Halloween? More fun to have kids come to me and get to see all the costumes... had a cheerleader come and actually cheer our decorations... very cool, quite fun... I was 18 the last time, went with Monty, she was ten... I don't recall what she was, but I was a cowgirl... had to use the hat and boots somehow... I had no shame. Candy all went to Maggie and Monty
49. Would you ever skip eating the turkey on Thanksgiving? lol, I will this year!
50. Sweet Potatoes with Marshmallows or without? blech
51. Favorite Pie. Pecan pie, with peach a close second. I very much dislike pumpkin
52. Favorite topping on Pizza.Mushrooms... or pineapple... like a Hawaiian Hobbit
53. Favorite sauce on pasta cheeeeeeeeeese
54. Favorite topping on ice-cream. cool whip, not whipped cream followed by chocolate chips, the mini ones
55. Magic Shell or Hershey Syrup cone, shell; bowl, syrup
56. Cheese and Crackers or Peanut Butter on Crackers I repeat cheeeeeeeeese
57. Favorite Cheese Monster Cheese! (munster)
58. Least favorite Cheese I'm from Wisconsin, that question does not compute
59. Creamy Dressings or Non Creamy Dressings I'm very particular... I only like three kinds of dressing... Italian (a NCD), Caesar (a CD), and four cheese (I mean, cheeeeeeeeeeese) ranch (also CD)
60. Favorite fruit Strawberries... also, favorite food.
61. Favorite vegetable so many to choose from... raw corn
62. Least favorite fruit Cantalope
63. Least favorite vegetable. califlower, I even gag on the smell of it
64. Favorite song I just like music, in general
65. When was the last time you danced? Last night... oops, accidentally erased the next one, which was 'do you like to dance', and I'll have to admit yes to that
67. When was the last time you won something? Just the other day, second place at the BCM challenge, and just before that I received 6 MPAs
68. Do you play the lottery? Every now and then
69. Do you think the lottery is rigged? Only in "1984"
70. Do you think people who make over a certain amount at their job should be banned from playing the lottery? Eh? Why? Why would they play?
71. If you won the lottery what would be the first thing you would do? Contact a good accountant, set up a trust or corporation for the money to filter through, then pay off student loan... if anything is left... I have my plans...

That is all. Until next time, I remain,

-Zhie. Why? Exactly.

Last part of "To Worship You" is up

Slash - Glorfindel/Erestor - NC17

Cowritten with Laura; Betaed by Mei and April

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