zhie | Nov. 12th, 2004

If I Were a Trek Captain... by Green_Jewel
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My species	Romulan
My first officer	deathangelgw
My science officer	siesuta
My chief engineer	dorothynoland
My head of security	otherpervert
My random alien crewmember of diversity	purrsia
My worthy nemesis	torezhan
My pastel-colored alien love interest	zeedrippyvessel
My misson	To practice interspecies lip smushing.
The name of my ship	The Deathstar

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To answer the questions that obviously will come of this...

...there was actually a guy who I pissed off in high school once that said 'What are you, Romulan?', for whatever reason. Now, I can say, 'Yes.'

...First Officer DA... check... she'll keep me in line... Science Officer Siesuta... bilingual, a good choice... Chief Engineer Dorothy... welcome aboard... Head of Security... WTF? Oy... we are so in trouble... fine, fine, Maggie, I know, we always work together, get your ass on the ship and let's pull out of port... someone please tell me we have a Ship's Counselor aboard...

Random alien crew member... hmm... everyone else so far is coming from elfy realms, so Purrsia from TC... okay... I'll buy it...

Worthy nemesis... *bows to Torezhan* We are SO going to have a battlebot duel, I just know it...

Um... *glances at Zee* ... no offence but... (and I can't even think of a way to work in her line about women also having assholes into this... dammmit...)

*Wanders over to HL and licks Zee's couch again*

My mission... *snickers* yeah, would figure I'd be a Romulan Captain off doing something like that... just what do my peers think, I wonder? At least I got a nifty cloaking device on ...

The Deathstar!

(We got Deathstar - Deathstar! - Deathstar - Deathstar! - Deathstar - Deathstar! - Man, you know that we got it - Deathstar! - Yeah, you know that we got it - Deathstar!)

Okay, too much silliness... that's all for now...

Until next time, I remain,

-Zhie, Romulan Captain and Official Couch Licker