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Greetings and Salutations.
This shameless promotional piece is being written in anticipation of the second annual First Homely House Easter Egg Hunt. Each year, on Easter Sunday, the FHH [ http://www.queencheetah.com/Valinor ] holds an egg hunt. The official invite is sent out the week before, so being we’re two weeks from Easter, you’re probably thinking, what the heck?
Although it has been my intention to offer mainly G – PG13 rated stories for the egg hunt (and also for the Elven Advent Calendar that will be an annual December event), there have been some who have mentioned that more adult-themed stories would be quite a lot of fun to find hidden in an egg.
We’re pretty lucky that Erestor and Glorfindel have that naughty little cottage up on the rocks, then, aren’t we?
However, I do not have the time to write a bucket full of smut and a basket full of love and happiness. So, I am looking for volunteers to provide some naughtiness to those who prefer that sort of thing to cheerful little elflings and prancing forest creatures with big pastel bows that are hippity-hoppitying down a little trail. So this is a smut-fic solicitation, folks.
The condition – it has to plausibly fit into the PPB AU. My apologies to those who were on the edge of their seats thinking ‘yes, finally, I can write that story about Thranduil, Eowyn, Elrond, Boromir, and the flying goat!’. (I’m sure someone will now do such a thing, but please, do not submit it for this.) I assure you, that still leaves open many, many possibilities.
I’m not looking for substantially sized things, usually the fics from last year averaged from a page and a half to three pages at the most. Dirty and naughty poetry is also encouraged, as are drawings that are randy in nature.
And, if anyone is in a more innocent mood, I am more than open to having more things in the regular egg hunt. Right now, I have a drawing from Mark, one from Monty, and I’ll be forcing upon everyone five that I did over the weekend, and all of them with accompanying stories.
If you are at all interested either in helping to spread joy and love or sex and smut, chuck an email in my general direction – zhie @ queencheetah.com with EGG HUNT as the header. Many thanks and much appreciativeness ahead of time.
Easter this year is on March 27, for those who are furiously trying to find it on the calendar. I hate it when it sneaks up in March like this...
-Zhie
This shameless promotional piece is being written in anticipation of the second annual First Homely House Easter Egg Hunt. Each year, on Easter Sunday, the FHH [ http://www.queencheetah.com/Valinor ] holds an egg hunt. The official invite is sent out the week before, so being we’re two weeks from Easter, you’re probably thinking, what the heck?
Although it has been my intention to offer mainly G – PG13 rated stories for the egg hunt (and also for the Elven Advent Calendar that will be an annual December event), there have been some who have mentioned that more adult-themed stories would be quite a lot of fun to find hidden in an egg.
We’re pretty lucky that Erestor and Glorfindel have that naughty little cottage up on the rocks, then, aren’t we?
However, I do not have the time to write a bucket full of smut and a basket full of love and happiness. So, I am looking for volunteers to provide some naughtiness to those who prefer that sort of thing to cheerful little elflings and prancing forest creatures with big pastel bows that are hippity-hoppitying down a little trail. So this is a smut-fic solicitation, folks.
The condition – it has to plausibly fit into the PPB AU. My apologies to those who were on the edge of their seats thinking ‘yes, finally, I can write that story about Thranduil, Eowyn, Elrond, Boromir, and the flying goat!’. (I’m sure someone will now do such a thing, but please, do not submit it for this.) I assure you, that still leaves open many, many possibilities.
I’m not looking for substantially sized things, usually the fics from last year averaged from a page and a half to three pages at the most. Dirty and naughty poetry is also encouraged, as are drawings that are randy in nature.
And, if anyone is in a more innocent mood, I am more than open to having more things in the regular egg hunt. Right now, I have a drawing from Mark, one from Monty, and I’ll be forcing upon everyone five that I did over the weekend, and all of them with accompanying stories.
If you are at all interested either in helping to spread joy and love or sex and smut, chuck an email in my general direction – zhie @ queencheetah.com with EGG HUNT as the header. Many thanks and much appreciativeness ahead of time.
Easter this year is on March 27, for those who are furiously trying to find it on the calendar. I hate it when it sneaks up in March like this...
-Zhie
