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Night of the Living Quiz LiveJournal Username Gender MaleFemaleDoesn't Matter anymoreTransgender Location Age How familiar are you with zombies? OMG ROB ZOMBIE! HAWT!!!!1111Yeah, I've seen 28 Days Later.....yeahSomewhat...they like brains right?Bullet to head. Drop dead.I've read the goddamn survival guide man.I have a RIP Lucio Fulci tattoo.. A zombie is moaning at your door. What do you do? Go outside to see what the noise is.Ask them to leave.Shoot them, they were trespassing anyway.Board up the doors and windows. Stock the basement.Go upstairs and destroy the staircase.Call the cops...to find the line is busy. Your lover got bit. What do you do? OMGZ BANDAGES!!!!!!!!1Re-assure him/her that it'll be okay.Fall asleep with him/her and wake up to teeth on your ass.Kill him/her right away. Now I can save my neighbor and bang them. FOX NEWS says to stay in-doors. What do you do? Do what they say. The media never lies!Turn the TV off and grab your gun.Wait for the weather.Set TiVo to record just in case 24 still airs. Weapon of choice... ShotgunPistolChainsawRandom blunt-objectFlamethrower or MolotovsKnifeSling-shotBow and arrowFists Forms gang of scavengers . Loots the neighborhood. sailingwest Plays tough-guy and gets bit within the first wave the_gwyllion The dumb zombie that walks around in circles. kaffeine_kitty You find them in your basement. Then sex them. welsh_branwen Gets intestines ripped out and screams like a girl little_moggle Becomes a bible-thumper. Says the lord will end it batsojopo Kills more zombies that you could possibly imagine mistybutterfly Chance of survival 21% This Fun Quiz created by Tim at BlogQuiz.Net

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Audiofics

Something I intended to do long ago, if only for the benefit of my sister Monty, since she likes to hear the stories I write instead of having to read them herself, was to record my fics. Maybe it seems corny, but I'm also thinking, it's probably terribly difficult for people who are sight impaired to get any fanfiction if they want it.

Okay, so, here is the 'pilot' fic, so to speak. Laura's choice as to which one I ended up doing (it's G rated), though I will be going back to take a look at the poll I set up something like two years ago on my site for which one to do next. I'm sure I'll be able to hear the laughter from across state lines...

http://valinor.queencheetah.com/download.php?list.5

-Zhie