smuggled away like pirate booty from e_p_kitty

Hee! You are Jack's "You have to find
yourself a girl, mate ... you're not a eunuch,
are you?" speech. You're quite a bit
sex-crazed, and you assume that everyone else
is as horny as you are. Get it on as soon as
possible so that you can join the rest of us on
Planet Earth ... I'm sure you'll have a good
time doing so.


Which one of Captain Jack Sparrow's bizarre sayings from Pirates of the Caribbean are you?
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Wow... that's... fairly accurate...

but... where's the rum gone?