Okay, everyone's taking the fanfic meme

But I took it some time in the recent past.

So... I present...

What's Your Bad LOTR Fanfic Storyline?

Enjoy the silliness

What's your bad LOTR fanfic storyline?
LJ Username
Your last name is	HalfelvenEvenstarSilvermoonof MordorRustbucketGoldeneyesof Valinorof Rivendellof RohanTookBrandybuckProudfootIronclawthe Bloodythe RedSunfireBullswarthyCrickhollowRiver-Daughterthe Greythe WhiteThe Slightly Faded Seafoam Greenthe Nicethe Quite NastyThe Black
Your gender is	MaleFemaleHermaphroditeAsexualother
Your race is	elfhumanorchalf-elvenhalf orc,half elvenhalf human,half valavalahobbitdwarfnumenorianunicornbalrogentother
Your one true love is	UglukHaldirLegolasAragornEowynThe WitchkingArwenGimliGothmogGandalfSarumanElrondTelepornoGaladrielThat Corsair PJ playedRingwraith number 3PippinMerryFrodoStacies' momyourselfSamBilboFigwitEomerTheodenRosie Cotton
You team up with	fishyz9_
To do battle with the	Producers, for creative control
For the sake of	Legolas' hair,which is starting to go frizzy from all this silly war stuff
During the battle you	fight side by side with Gimli, and decide to ask him out for a beer if you both survive
And end up	getting a bit of land west of Mordor where you grow little talking Venus Flytraps that sing
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And then...

I have created my own quizzie-poo, for my fellow elf slashers... enjoy...

Your LOTR / Silmarillion elf slash fanfiction
LJ Username
Title of your slashfic
Your story will pair	Erestor
with	Galion
They will meet in	the river
where their love will be tested by	the negotiations with Mirkwood
Chances you will win a Mithril or My Precious award with this pu - 19%
Person who reads, reviews, and stalks you until you write the se	deathangelgw
This quiz by Zhie - Taken 1 Times.

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