Smuggled from anieni

There are two different tarot quizzes being passed around; I just took this one and called it good...

The perv You scored 89 flirtaciousness, 90 lust, 95 bedroom wisdom, and 100 naughtiness

The perv represents the uncontrollable urge to write, read, or draw smut. With focus on an idea or specific plot (or lack thereof), the conscious mind sets into action these erotic ideas and brings them forth to others who are just as pervy. The perv has a sly smile, usually dressed in nothing or very little (usually silk, lace, or leather), and tends to either have both eyes closed or wears a very forward expression. This is suggestive that... well, honestly, it shouldn't take a genius to figure it out. The wand and sword are merely representative; a clever name when the writer runs out of words like 'member' and 'length', neither of which is quite as interesting as 'wand' or 'sword' anyhow. Their is nothing pure about this card, but it is one of the more delightful in the deck. This card is under the vibration of anything that runs on double A batteries. some extra words (please follow each with the words 'in bed' for the full effect): taking action doing what needs to be done realizing your potential making what's possible real practicing what you preach carrying out plans producing magical results using your talents acting consciously knowing what you are doing and why acknowledging your motivations understanding your intentions examining the known situation concentrating having singleness of purpose being totally committed applying the force of your will feeling centered setting aside distractions focusing on a goal experiencing power making a strong impact having vitality creating miracles becoming energized feeling vigorous being creative

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 99% on flirtaciousness You scored higher than 98% on lust You scored higher than 75% on bedroom wisdom You scored higher than 102% on naughtiness

Link: The What tarot card resembles you Test written by KamikazeParrot on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

( ohkay... here's the real one... )

traded for the tarot from duchesslucrezia

Harry Potter Meme instructions: Fill it out. Use your imagination.

1. What House would I be Sorted into?
2. What type of wand would I have, and what would be in it?
3. What subject would I be best at?
4. What subject would I fail?
5. Which teacher would always give me detention?
6. Which teacher would always get me out of detention?
7. What extracurricular activity would I be involved in?
8. What color would my dress robes be?
9. What sort of animal would I have?
10. Would I belong to the Order of the Phoenix, or the Death Eaters?
11. What would be my occupation when my education is over?
12. Which character am I most likely to fall in love with?
13. Which spell would I use most often?

oooo... okay... so, I'm going to delve into the mind of the OFC I have for the Harry Potter stuff we did over the summers (when I was a kiddie librarian, I used to somehow bribe friends, coworkers, and family to join in and play Harry Potter like it was friggin real, and it was a blast, and yes, I have pics, but no, not the time for that now)

So... take it away, Melanae Buttercup! (Think: Female version of Lockheart, only on a quidditch high) (go ahead... laugh... she's awesome...)

( Yes, I know you love me... I love me, too )