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Last night, I dreamed that Agie came over, and we were waiting for Dark Dreamer to join us. Only, I wasn't at my place, I was at my parents' house. Logically, we had to be, because we were sewing something, and there's no where to do that at my place. Anyhow...
So, we're sitting in the kitchen then, still waiting for Dark (whom we called, and she just kept insisting she'd be right over, but she never got there), and then we decide to turn on the TV (I should interject, I've never met Agie, but I have seen a couple pics of her, and so, that's how I knew it was her in the dream... well, that and, I kept calling her Agie...), and The View was on.
On The View, Barbara was there making a rare appearance, but the four ladies who hostess it weren't. Instead there were four mostly hyperventilating fan girls there and Barbara talking about 'wonderful actor' 'highly acclaimed' and 'Lord of the Rings', which kept me from hitting the channel to something else.
Then, I don't recall if Agie realized it first or if I did, but the fourth fan girl, was actually a man... it was Horatio Sans as his SNL repeat character Carol, but with a beard, 'cause he hadn't shaved.
Then Orlando Bloom stepped onto stage.
That was the point that Agie said, "This is going to be a train wreck. Let's watch."
So, Mr. Bloom (who, I admit, I was a little shocked to see him show up in my dream... I specifically keep asking for Marton to show up, but he never does...) is being interviewed by Barbara, but we can't hear a bloody thing that is being said because of all the screaming fan girls, both in the audience and the four (well, three and 'Carol') on stage. Agie and I are laughing our asses off, (still waiting for Dark to show up) and to quell the screamers on stage, Mr. Bloom goes and kisses each of them, quite soundly, and when he gets to Horatio Sans, there's this hesitation, the audience all gets quiet, and then... Mr. Bloom just shrugs his shoulders and lays one on Horatio. He pulls back, kinda smiles and says (and remember, screaming before, so this is the only thing I hear him say the entire dream), "I really like the beard" and goes in for another kiss.
At which point, Agie says "I TOLD you Legolas ends up with Gimli!"
And, oh so thankfully, I think, I woke up because a kitty decided to pounce my head.
And that is what happens in the mind of the Zhie.
*ponders Horatio Sans as Gimli...*
So, we're sitting in the kitchen then, still waiting for Dark (whom we called, and she just kept insisting she'd be right over, but she never got there), and then we decide to turn on the TV (I should interject, I've never met Agie, but I have seen a couple pics of her, and so, that's how I knew it was her in the dream... well, that and, I kept calling her Agie...), and The View was on.
On The View, Barbara was there making a rare appearance, but the four ladies who hostess it weren't. Instead there were four mostly hyperventilating fan girls there and Barbara talking about 'wonderful actor' 'highly acclaimed' and 'Lord of the Rings', which kept me from hitting the channel to something else.
Then, I don't recall if Agie realized it first or if I did, but the fourth fan girl, was actually a man... it was Horatio Sans as his SNL repeat character Carol, but with a beard, 'cause he hadn't shaved.
Then Orlando Bloom stepped onto stage.
That was the point that Agie said, "This is going to be a train wreck. Let's watch."
So, Mr. Bloom (who, I admit, I was a little shocked to see him show up in my dream... I specifically keep asking for Marton to show up, but he never does...) is being interviewed by Barbara, but we can't hear a bloody thing that is being said because of all the screaming fan girls, both in the audience and the four (well, three and 'Carol') on stage. Agie and I are laughing our asses off, (still waiting for Dark to show up) and to quell the screamers on stage, Mr. Bloom goes and kisses each of them, quite soundly, and when he gets to Horatio Sans, there's this hesitation, the audience all gets quiet, and then... Mr. Bloom just shrugs his shoulders and lays one on Horatio. He pulls back, kinda smiles and says (and remember, screaming before, so this is the only thing I hear him say the entire dream), "I really like the beard" and goes in for another kiss.
At which point, Agie says "I TOLD you Legolas ends up with Gimli!"
And, oh so thankfully, I think, I woke up because a kitty decided to pounce my head.
And that is what happens in the mind of the Zhie.
*ponders Horatio Sans as Gimli...*
