so, yesterday was Blame Jai day...

...and, I like holidays, so, let's have one today, too.

Today I propose... grab someone's ass day.

I know, I know, it's not the most creative thing I've come up with, but, it works. And, y'know, if you don't want to actually physically grab someone's ass, do a virtual ass grab.

Me, I'm gonna give Thranduil's tushie a li'l squeeze (then run like hell), and then, 'cause she'll let me get away with it, there's one for otherpervert too.

Go on, y'all! Start committing acts of borderline harrassment!

...you may just make someone's day.

damn...

if only it had been around two years ago, I could have done better research for 'Exotic Erestor'...

http://www.jsonline.com/story/index.aspx?id=434760

*ponders a sequel*

If I make an Aredhel costume for Dragon*Con...

...is there any chance some twit is going to mistake me for Arwen?

*frowns deeply*

*still considers pleading with Monty for the Erestor robes...*

Also, could I pull off one of the Valar, or am I too sarcastic for such a thing?

And how far can I get using my jedi robes and claiming to be a jedi elf? hmm

I could bring my lightsaber then.

Mmm... of the fellowship you are? Then help you I will not.

I could be a bad crossover fic personified...

...sadly, it would be my OWN bad crossover fic personified.

woohoo!

I've been looking for one of these ^_^ Thanks to arachnes_child and her friend Spike, I can finally keep count of things....



~~Zhie's Plot Bunny Universe Word Count~~

564,476 / 1,000,000 (56.0%)

ps - this is only counting totally finished fics... anything WIP or anything stand alone not related to the world the PPBs are in doesn't count...