An open letter to American Idol...

There is no way in hell I could get on your show, however, I can offer you something fabulous.

Something you need.

I run a library and I make these great signs. I can make the following signs, in duplicate:

"Other Door"

A large arrow pointing to the correct door
something along the lines of this--

===>

or simply a sign that says "EXIT"

I do believe these would be very helpful to you. That is all.

For now.

-Zhie

Me and my short attention span... it's all eremir's fault, i went right from....

So amusing... I went from 'I'm going to write 99 drabbles for Verayelwe' to 'OOOOOOO! Pretty colors!" in under ten seconds. So sad. In other news... David Lee Roth back in Van Halen. How. Cool. Is.... Oh, look, a butterfly.... *wanders off, wonders if whatever LB Legolas has is contagious...* ( South Park Muses: Thranduil, Glorfindel, and Erestor... heh heh )

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