Let's try again, shall we?

I am slowly coming to the conclusion that some of you don't follow directions.

Once more from the top... with clues this time...

Name three fics you think I will never, ever, ever write. In return, I will attempt to write a snippet of one of them.

That's not to mean, three total posted by three different people, that's each who posts names three things... Although, I can see in the excitement where Glorfindel/Asfaloth sort of ended up overthrowing the possibility of anything else getting mentioned...

It's not so much fun if there isn't a vast variety to choose from...