Rumor Control...

Ah, this one's funny. So, here's what was apparently posted at a yahoo group... I can't vouch for authenticity or exactly what group (wasn't any of the elf ones, far as I can tell); it was forwarded to me via email from someone else (who will remain anonymous, as I'm 'not supposed to tell who sent it'... meaning, I suppose, they're both my friend and also Jean's friend, and want it to stay that way. Or something. Or just like to be mysterious. In any case...)

( under the cut for the dramaz! )

I leave you all with a parting thought: Goats.

That is all.