Meme! Pirated from someone I don't know!

We need a shorter meme to circulate about, namely one for underachievers such as myself who can't deal with saving and posting pictures or scrolling through lists of music... 'tis for fanfic writers, though, my apologies to the non-fic writers whose hopes I just smashed (although... for those who aren't writers, you could prolly pick someone else and do the list, since it would be very interesting to see perceptions of the reader as to what the writer does constantly...)


Ten ways you can tell you're reading a story by Zhie:

1. There's cheesecake.

2. Glorfindel probably sneaks his way in. Even in stories during the time he's dead.

3. Today's Forecast: Slightly angsty with a chance a fluffiness, culminating this evening with an eventual happy ending.

4. Possibility of Erasure lyrics sneaking in.

5. Gildor is an ass. Even as a child.

6. Erestor maintains that he's still straight, no matter how many times he's caught kissing Glorfindel.

7. You will find part one posted, followed by part eight, then part fifty six, and perhaps at some point you'll eventually find part two posted.

8. There's a 10% chance it's a WIP that was started years ago.

9. If someone is over their majority and still sleeping with a stuffed animal (or at the very least gets excited from receiving one), there should be no question whose story you're reading.

10. Goats!

*curious to hear if she's missed something very obvious*