CALLING ALL LOTR SLASHERS!

[zhie]

Hey! You! Yes, you!

Did you sign up yet?

If yes, then goto end.

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What? What do you mean you haven't signed up yet?

What are you waiting for, for Glorfindel to grab Erestor's ass?

*Glorfindel swerves back around from his way to the armoury, and gives Erestor's backside a light smack, causing the advisor to jump slightly*

I said, 'grab Erestor's ass'....

*Glorfindel sighs, rolls his eyes, and pinches Erestor, who blushes and shies away.*

You call that a grab??

*Glorfindel glares at Zhie for a moment, then, with both hands takes hold of Erestor's rear and gives it a good squeeze. "Happy?" Erestor turns around and looks seductively at Glorfindel, and the two run off to the linen closet and slam the door shut.*

Well, there you are. And if you weren't waiting for that... well... too bad. I was. And I'm also waiting for you to sign up.

Now... go sign up. http://www.geocities.com/slashysanta/signup.html

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