FUN LOTR PAIRING MEME - stolen from Zilah
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zhieFirst, you have to pick out and write down 12 Tolkien characters, from number one to twelve.
Then all you have to do is answer the questions.
I recommend that you pick the characters from many races; it makes this meme more funny and interesting. You don’t have to care about timelines either. If you want to pick King Turgon and Frodo Baggins in the same meme, go for it! And please, NO cheating if you want this to be entertaining.
Here is my list: (we all know Zhie's gonna pick elves)
1. Glorfindel
2. Thranduil
3. Gladders
4. Erestor
5. Asfaloth (so I lied)
6. Elrond
7. Celebrian
8. Maedhros
9. Gothmog the Balrog (I lied again! egads!)
10. Aredhel
11. Gildor
12. Elbereth (Vala, representin')
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1. Have you ever read a story with 6/11- pairing? Would you like to read?
Elrond/Gildor. I don't believe I ever have read that; I'm not sure I'd be interested in it. I very much enjoy Elrond het; Clebri-muse might kick my ass.
2. Do you find #4 hot? How hot?
Erestor... ooo, yes, indeed. (Although, in some ways, I suppose that's a bit narcissistic...)
3. What would happen, if #12 impregnated #8?
Elbereth impregnating Maedhros... divine intervention of a sort there. I could somehow see someone doing that. Probably, Fingon and Feanor would have all sorts of words with Madame Vala... well, now I'm giggling, it would be quite the comedy, I do believe.
4. Do you remember ever reading a story with #9?
Not where he gets named. Gothmog totally (and probably literally) often gets the shaft. You mostly just hear that Ecthelion killed a bunch of balrogs, but Gothmog doesn't get named much. I'm sure he is in some stories; I tend not to recall it. Hell, I can't even remember if I ever named the dude in anything...
5. Would 2/6 suit together?
Thranduil and Elrond... they seem to show up quite a lot together, no? I know Darkdreamer slashes them.. I sort of did once for a slashy santa piece someone wanted.. my sister thinks they're cute together.. yeah, I suppose. But still, with both of them, I tend to like het pairings more.
6. 5/9 or 5/10? Pick your favorite one and tell why just this one is your favorite?
Asfaloth/Gothmog or Asfaloth/Aredhel... I have a feeling that the second one could be pulled off a little easier, but either way, I'm going to have a lot of O.O... yeah, I'll go with Asfaloth/Aredhel. I'm not much for seeing a balrog fuck a horse.
7. What would happen, if #7 caught 2 and #12 having sex?
Celebrian catches Thranduil and Elbereth... Well, I imagine Celebrian, having a bit of a sense of humor, would do a little teasing, and perhaps toss a few 'Does Manwe and Legolas' mother know of this, or are they in the other room doing the horizontal mambo, too?'... and she'd probably let Elrond in on the secret, but I don't imagine her gossiping all around the place about it.
Come to think of it... Thranduil/Elbereth, not a bad combo...
8. Write a summary to 3/10-story?
Gladders/Aredhel. I should have figured this would happen... Okay. Before journeying to Middle-earth, two cousins spend the days before the darkness exploring their budding sexuality with one another; Femmeslash. How's that?
9. Is it possible to write a fluffy story with 1/8?
Glorfindel/Maedhros. HA! Balrog Slayer & King of Angst? It would be hard. Glorfindel would have to bring the fluff, because I don't see Maedhros doing it. Maybe something dealing with Fingon's death, and Glorfindel and Maedhros spending some time together before the army from Gondolin sneaks back there? Else, in the Halls of Mandos... see, all these scenarios have underlying angst there. Reborn in Valinor, Maedhros is alone because Fingon obviously went off and made nookies for Gil-Galad to come about, and when Glorfindel arrives back from Middle-earth, he is determined to find love and romance and stuff. He sees Maedhros on the beach, is told by Elrond how hurt Maedhros is, and so Glorfindel begins courting the red-head secretly... yeah, it could work.
10. Write a header to 7/12 Hurt/comfort story?
Title: Written in the Stars
Author: Zhie
Pairing: Elbereth/Celebrian
Rating: NC17
Warnings: Flashbacks to rape and torture, femmeslash, het flashbacks
Disclaimer: I don't own them, I make no money from this, please, please, please, don't sue me.
Summary: Sent to the West to heal, Celebrian is greeted by the Lady of the Stars. The two share many years of companionship together, as wounds are healed and understanding is gained.
11. What kind of plot would you write, if you wanted #4 deflowering #1?
HA! Is this a trick question? I'm sure I've had Erestor take Glorfindel's virginity, gosh, I can't count the times that... actually, I tend to write it more the other way around, don't I? Hmm. Okay.
If I hadn't done it before, starting fresh, pretending the rest doesn't exist...
On the night of Aragorn and Arwen's wedding (since we know Glorfindel and Erestor both rode to Gondor with Elrond), Glorfindel is sitting in a garden, sort of forelorn. Erestor comes upon him, is wondering what is wrong, has secretly been pining for him. With enough wine in him, Glorfindel finally tells Erestor how he thinks he shall never find a lover, and asks Erestor (remember, Fin's a little tipsy) if he would perhaps kiss him, just once, just so he could pretend for a moment that he did have a lover. Erestor refuses at first, saying that if he did, he could not stop. Glorfindel takes the initiative, kissing Erestor first, but it ends up as a tumble in the garden.
12. Does anyone read femslash/slash stories with #7?
With Celebrian... I would assume there are some out there, I just tend not to read femslash.
13. Does anyone read het stories with #3?
With Gladders.... hell yeah. I write many myself, heh heh. Gladders and Celeborn, Gladders and Erestor, Gladders and Glorfindel, Gladders trying to be courted by Ecthelion, Gladders not quite being courted by Thranduil... yeah, been there, done that.
14. Does anyone write or make fanart with #11?
Yes, but Gildor's not on the uber popularity list like some elves are.
15.Does anyone of your friends write stories with 2/4/5- threesome?
Thranduil/Erestor/Asfaloth. I want to know one thing: Who lost the bet? Cause you know there had to be alcohol or a dare involved in that one. Heh. I think that would be hilarious in a sick sort of way. Maybe if it was Thranduil and Erestor, having sex atop Asfaloth... still, you know there had to be something... 'Dare you to fuck me atop Glorfindel's horse' or something of that sort.
16. What would #10 scream in a moment of release?
Aredhel... hmm. I see her less as a screamer, more the silent, mouth open type.
17. If you wrote a songfic with #8, what song would you choose?
A Maedhros songfic...
18. If you wrote a story with 1/6/12- threesome, what warnings will be on the header?
Glorfindel/Elrond/Elbereth... I am not even fathoming a reason this would come about... sheesh... maybe both Elrond and Fin have the hots for Elbereth... okay... warnings: double penetration... yeah, can I have another threesome, please?
19. What would be a suitable slogan from #2 to #10?
Thranduil to Aredhel... Once you go greenwood, you'll never go back. (that's lame. i'm keeping it.)
20. When have you read a story with #5?
Asfaloth.. well, I think he's a nice horsie, I've written him a bit... reading him... been a little while since I read anything with him in it... I know he's out there, though
21. What is a most secret, kinky, weird thing about #6?
Elrond... I see Elrond as the most 'normal' of the elves, sexually speaking. However, I always, for some reason, think that he can't have sex unless there's dim lighting... total darkness, no, he can't see what's going on, total light, no again, because, y'know, the Valar could be watching.... I also see him as not ever mastrubating; even going so far as to warn the twins that if they do, it'll cause their ears to fall off or something like that. Yeah. So, not so much kinky, as just weird.
22. Would #11 have sex with #9? Drunk or not drunk?
Gildor and Gothmog. Sure, why not... probably drunk. REALLY drunk. Then again... ouch. Maybe, maybe before Gothmog went balrog and... wait, he was one of the balrogs born a balrog. Nevermind. Once again: ouch.
23. If #3 and #7 would end up to the bed together, which one would be on top?
Galadriel and Celebrian? Ew. Just, ew. I have my limitations as to what I'll do.
...actually, I'll go Celebrian on this one.
...ew.
24. "#1 and #9 are happily courting, until #9 suddenly leaves him/her because of #4. #1 is devastated, and has a one-night-stand with #11, then has a short and unhappy relationship with #12. Finally, #5 gives him/her an advice to find a true love with #3."
Let me redo that with the actual characters...
Glorfindel and Gothmog the balrog are happily courting, until Gothmog the balrog suddenly leaves him because of Erestor. Glorfindel is devastated, and has a one-night-stand with Gildor, then has a short and unhappy relationship with Elbereth. Finally, Asfaloth gives him advice to find a true love with Gladders.
Gothmog really has a thing for Elves, doesn't he? Alrighty... well. *tries to stop laughing* Alright. This could be really, really funny, or else, extremely disasterous to write.
And obviously, Asfaloth's the only one with the common sense. Good thing Fin's got him around...
25. What would you say, if 7/8 were a canon-pairing?
Maedhros/Celebrian. Actually, I kind of like that. Perhaps the two of them were together when Elrond and Elros were in the care of Maglor, and that's how she got to know Elrond (nothing says Celebrian couldn't have been around at that time), and when Maedhros dies, Celebrian is comforted by Elrond, marries him, has children with him, but when she is injured and goes to Valinor, she is greeted by Maedhros, healed now, and he makes it all better. Um... 'cept... then Elrond...
...journies to Valinor with Glorfindel years later, where they meet Elbereth... and for the rest see question 18! Perfect!!
Then all you have to do is answer the questions.
I recommend that you pick the characters from many races; it makes this meme more funny and interesting. You don’t have to care about timelines either. If you want to pick King Turgon and Frodo Baggins in the same meme, go for it! And please, NO cheating if you want this to be entertaining.
Here is my list: (we all know Zhie's gonna pick elves)
1. Glorfindel
2. Thranduil
3. Gladders
4. Erestor
5. Asfaloth (so I lied)
6. Elrond
7. Celebrian
8. Maedhros
9. Gothmog the Balrog (I lied again! egads!)
10. Aredhel
11. Gildor
12. Elbereth (Vala, representin')
* * * *
1. Have you ever read a story with 6/11- pairing? Would you like to read?
Elrond/Gildor. I don't believe I ever have read that; I'm not sure I'd be interested in it. I very much enjoy Elrond het; Clebri-muse might kick my ass.
2. Do you find #4 hot? How hot?
Erestor... ooo, yes, indeed. (Although, in some ways, I suppose that's a bit narcissistic...)
3. What would happen, if #12 impregnated #8?
Elbereth impregnating Maedhros... divine intervention of a sort there. I could somehow see someone doing that. Probably, Fingon and Feanor would have all sorts of words with Madame Vala... well, now I'm giggling, it would be quite the comedy, I do believe.
4. Do you remember ever reading a story with #9?
Not where he gets named. Gothmog totally (and probably literally) often gets the shaft. You mostly just hear that Ecthelion killed a bunch of balrogs, but Gothmog doesn't get named much. I'm sure he is in some stories; I tend not to recall it. Hell, I can't even remember if I ever named the dude in anything...
5. Would 2/6 suit together?
Thranduil and Elrond... they seem to show up quite a lot together, no? I know Darkdreamer slashes them.. I sort of did once for a slashy santa piece someone wanted.. my sister thinks they're cute together.. yeah, I suppose. But still, with both of them, I tend to like het pairings more.
6. 5/9 or 5/10? Pick your favorite one and tell why just this one is your favorite?
Asfaloth/Gothmog or Asfaloth/Aredhel... I have a feeling that the second one could be pulled off a little easier, but either way, I'm going to have a lot of O.O... yeah, I'll go with Asfaloth/Aredhel. I'm not much for seeing a balrog fuck a horse.
7. What would happen, if #7 caught 2 and #12 having sex?
Celebrian catches Thranduil and Elbereth... Well, I imagine Celebrian, having a bit of a sense of humor, would do a little teasing, and perhaps toss a few 'Does Manwe and Legolas' mother know of this, or are they in the other room doing the horizontal mambo, too?'... and she'd probably let Elrond in on the secret, but I don't imagine her gossiping all around the place about it.
Come to think of it... Thranduil/Elbereth, not a bad combo...
8. Write a summary to 3/10-story?
Gladders/Aredhel. I should have figured this would happen... Okay. Before journeying to Middle-earth, two cousins spend the days before the darkness exploring their budding sexuality with one another; Femmeslash. How's that?
9. Is it possible to write a fluffy story with 1/8?
Glorfindel/Maedhros. HA! Balrog Slayer & King of Angst? It would be hard. Glorfindel would have to bring the fluff, because I don't see Maedhros doing it. Maybe something dealing with Fingon's death, and Glorfindel and Maedhros spending some time together before the army from Gondolin sneaks back there? Else, in the Halls of Mandos... see, all these scenarios have underlying angst there. Reborn in Valinor, Maedhros is alone because Fingon obviously went off and made nookies for Gil-Galad to come about, and when Glorfindel arrives back from Middle-earth, he is determined to find love and romance and stuff. He sees Maedhros on the beach, is told by Elrond how hurt Maedhros is, and so Glorfindel begins courting the red-head secretly... yeah, it could work.
10. Write a header to 7/12 Hurt/comfort story?
Title: Written in the Stars
Author: Zhie
Pairing: Elbereth/Celebrian
Rating: NC17
Warnings: Flashbacks to rape and torture, femmeslash, het flashbacks
Disclaimer: I don't own them, I make no money from this, please, please, please, don't sue me.
Summary: Sent to the West to heal, Celebrian is greeted by the Lady of the Stars. The two share many years of companionship together, as wounds are healed and understanding is gained.
11. What kind of plot would you write, if you wanted #4 deflowering #1?
HA! Is this a trick question? I'm sure I've had Erestor take Glorfindel's virginity, gosh, I can't count the times that... actually, I tend to write it more the other way around, don't I? Hmm. Okay.
If I hadn't done it before, starting fresh, pretending the rest doesn't exist...
On the night of Aragorn and Arwen's wedding (since we know Glorfindel and Erestor both rode to Gondor with Elrond), Glorfindel is sitting in a garden, sort of forelorn. Erestor comes upon him, is wondering what is wrong, has secretly been pining for him. With enough wine in him, Glorfindel finally tells Erestor how he thinks he shall never find a lover, and asks Erestor (remember, Fin's a little tipsy) if he would perhaps kiss him, just once, just so he could pretend for a moment that he did have a lover. Erestor refuses at first, saying that if he did, he could not stop. Glorfindel takes the initiative, kissing Erestor first, but it ends up as a tumble in the garden.
12. Does anyone read femslash/slash stories with #7?
With Celebrian... I would assume there are some out there, I just tend not to read femslash.
13. Does anyone read het stories with #3?
With Gladders.... hell yeah. I write many myself, heh heh. Gladders and Celeborn, Gladders and Erestor, Gladders and Glorfindel, Gladders trying to be courted by Ecthelion, Gladders not quite being courted by Thranduil... yeah, been there, done that.
14. Does anyone write or make fanart with #11?
Yes, but Gildor's not on the uber popularity list like some elves are.
15.Does anyone of your friends write stories with 2/4/5- threesome?
Thranduil/Erestor/Asfaloth. I want to know one thing: Who lost the bet? Cause you know there had to be alcohol or a dare involved in that one. Heh. I think that would be hilarious in a sick sort of way. Maybe if it was Thranduil and Erestor, having sex atop Asfaloth... still, you know there had to be something... 'Dare you to fuck me atop Glorfindel's horse' or something of that sort.
16. What would #10 scream in a moment of release?
Aredhel... hmm. I see her less as a screamer, more the silent, mouth open type.
17. If you wrote a songfic with #8, what song would you choose?
A Maedhros songfic...
18. If you wrote a story with 1/6/12- threesome, what warnings will be on the header?
Glorfindel/Elrond/Elbereth... I am not even fathoming a reason this would come about... sheesh... maybe both Elrond and Fin have the hots for Elbereth... okay... warnings: double penetration... yeah, can I have another threesome, please?
19. What would be a suitable slogan from #2 to #10?
Thranduil to Aredhel... Once you go greenwood, you'll never go back. (that's lame. i'm keeping it.)
20. When have you read a story with #5?
Asfaloth.. well, I think he's a nice horsie, I've written him a bit... reading him... been a little while since I read anything with him in it... I know he's out there, though
21. What is a most secret, kinky, weird thing about #6?
Elrond... I see Elrond as the most 'normal' of the elves, sexually speaking. However, I always, for some reason, think that he can't have sex unless there's dim lighting... total darkness, no, he can't see what's going on, total light, no again, because, y'know, the Valar could be watching.... I also see him as not ever mastrubating; even going so far as to warn the twins that if they do, it'll cause their ears to fall off or something like that. Yeah. So, not so much kinky, as just weird.
22. Would #11 have sex with #9? Drunk or not drunk?
Gildor and Gothmog. Sure, why not... probably drunk. REALLY drunk. Then again... ouch. Maybe, maybe before Gothmog went balrog and... wait, he was one of the balrogs born a balrog. Nevermind. Once again: ouch.
23. If #3 and #7 would end up to the bed together, which one would be on top?
Galadriel and Celebrian? Ew. Just, ew. I have my limitations as to what I'll do.
...actually, I'll go Celebrian on this one.
...ew.
24. "#1 and #9 are happily courting, until #9 suddenly leaves him/her because of #4. #1 is devastated, and has a one-night-stand with #11, then has a short and unhappy relationship with #12. Finally, #5 gives him/her an advice to find a true love with #3."
Let me redo that with the actual characters...
Glorfindel and Gothmog the balrog are happily courting, until Gothmog the balrog suddenly leaves him because of Erestor. Glorfindel is devastated, and has a one-night-stand with Gildor, then has a short and unhappy relationship with Elbereth. Finally, Asfaloth gives him advice to find a true love with Gladders.
Gothmog really has a thing for Elves, doesn't he? Alrighty... well. *tries to stop laughing* Alright. This could be really, really funny, or else, extremely disasterous to write.
And obviously, Asfaloth's the only one with the common sense. Good thing Fin's got him around...
25. What would you say, if 7/8 were a canon-pairing?
Maedhros/Celebrian. Actually, I kind of like that. Perhaps the two of them were together when Elrond and Elros were in the care of Maglor, and that's how she got to know Elrond (nothing says Celebrian couldn't have been around at that time), and when Maedhros dies, Celebrian is comforted by Elrond, marries him, has children with him, but when she is injured and goes to Valinor, she is greeted by Maedhros, healed now, and he makes it all better. Um... 'cept... then Elrond...
...journies to Valinor with Glorfindel years later, where they meet Elbereth... and for the rest see question 18! Perfect!!
