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Stolen from purrsia
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1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. With who?
A dog
2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it?
A deer
3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
I carefully walk towards it, it comes towards me. I do not touch it, but get close enough to, still, it is comfortable with that. The dog stays some distance away, alert, in case there is danger.
4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. Describe it.
Three stories, finished basement that contains a full library. Drawing room on the second floor. Lots of windows, big porch with a swing, huge garden with a fountain.
5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?
Not the house, but there is an area with a fence around it, more like a dog run for at night. Can’t have bears eating my doggie (which I think is a German Sheppard)
6. You enter the house. You walk in to the dining room and see the dining room table. What do you see on AND around it?
Vases, no flowers, ivy on the table, candles. A chandelier hanging above, eight chairs around the table, with cushions on them, a carpet under the table and chairs, and shelves around the room, with books and statues and vases and things on them. Also, an aquarium. Have to have fishies.
7. You exit the house and a cup is on the ground, what kind is it?
It’s actually a goblet, not a cup, obviously the omnipotent meme god didn’t notice that… it’s lead crystal, with gold around the rim
8. What do you do with the cup?
Take it back inside.. someone must have left it out here from the last wild and crazy party…
9. You walk to the edge of the property where you find yourself standing at the edge of a body of water. What kind of body of water is it?
A creek/stream. Lots of rocks, twists and turns, making nice bubbling brook sound, with some froggies hopping around and.. hey, there’s that deer again, taking a drink. Hi, deer!
10. How will you cross the water?
I will just step through it, maybe on the rocks if I can, but I have no problem getting my feet wet, I’ll just roll up my pants. I know the dog will have no trouble with it.
Hmm… let’s see what crazy stuff is in my head…
1. The person who you are walking in the woods with is the most important person in your life.
2. The size of the animal is representative of your perception of the size of your problems in your life.
3. The severity of the interaction you have with the animal is representative of how you deal with your problems.
4. The size of your dream home is representative of the size of your ambition to solve your problems.
5. A lack of a fence is indicative of an open personality. People are welcome at all times. The presence of a fence indicates a closed personality. You'd prefer people not drop by unannounced.
6. If your answer did NOT include food, flowers, or people, then you are generally unhappy.
7. The durability of the material with the cup is made of is representative of the perceived durability of your relationship.
8. Your disposition of the cup is representative of your attitude.
9. The size of the body of water is representative of the size of your sexual desire.
10. How wet you get in crossing the water is indicative of the relative importance of your sex life.
The dog.. I don’t have a dog right now. So.. um.. ???
Well, it’s interesting with number six, that I purposely had the vases, but not the flowers.. huh.
As for 9 and 10…. Um, so, does that mean I’m kinky and willing to try anything? *snickers* Cause.. yeah, that’s true.
1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. With who?
A dog
2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it?
A deer
3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
I carefully walk towards it, it comes towards me. I do not touch it, but get close enough to, still, it is comfortable with that. The dog stays some distance away, alert, in case there is danger.
4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. Describe it.
Three stories, finished basement that contains a full library. Drawing room on the second floor. Lots of windows, big porch with a swing, huge garden with a fountain.
5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?
Not the house, but there is an area with a fence around it, more like a dog run for at night. Can’t have bears eating my doggie (which I think is a German Sheppard)
6. You enter the house. You walk in to the dining room and see the dining room table. What do you see on AND around it?
Vases, no flowers, ivy on the table, candles. A chandelier hanging above, eight chairs around the table, with cushions on them, a carpet under the table and chairs, and shelves around the room, with books and statues and vases and things on them. Also, an aquarium. Have to have fishies.
7. You exit the house and a cup is on the ground, what kind is it?
It’s actually a goblet, not a cup, obviously the omnipotent meme god didn’t notice that… it’s lead crystal, with gold around the rim
8. What do you do with the cup?
Take it back inside.. someone must have left it out here from the last wild and crazy party…
9. You walk to the edge of the property where you find yourself standing at the edge of a body of water. What kind of body of water is it?
A creek/stream. Lots of rocks, twists and turns, making nice bubbling brook sound, with some froggies hopping around and.. hey, there’s that deer again, taking a drink. Hi, deer!
10. How will you cross the water?
I will just step through it, maybe on the rocks if I can, but I have no problem getting my feet wet, I’ll just roll up my pants. I know the dog will have no trouble with it.
Hmm… let’s see what crazy stuff is in my head…
1. The person who you are walking in the woods with is the most important person in your life.
2. The size of the animal is representative of your perception of the size of your problems in your life.
3. The severity of the interaction you have with the animal is representative of how you deal with your problems.
4. The size of your dream home is representative of the size of your ambition to solve your problems.
5. A lack of a fence is indicative of an open personality. People are welcome at all times. The presence of a fence indicates a closed personality. You'd prefer people not drop by unannounced.
6. If your answer did NOT include food, flowers, or people, then you are generally unhappy.
7. The durability of the material with the cup is made of is representative of the perceived durability of your relationship.
8. Your disposition of the cup is representative of your attitude.
9. The size of the body of water is representative of the size of your sexual desire.
10. How wet you get in crossing the water is indicative of the relative importance of your sex life.
The dog.. I don’t have a dog right now. So.. um.. ???
Well, it’s interesting with number six, that I purposely had the vases, but not the flowers.. huh.
As for 9 and 10…. Um, so, does that mean I’m kinky and willing to try anything? *snickers* Cause.. yeah, that’s true.