zhie | The long, strange meme, ganked from Purrsia

1: CHOOSE ONE: PARSLEY, SAGE, ROSEMARY, THYME. EXPLAIN Sage. It just sounded like the wisest choice...

2. WHAT HOKEY SAYING/TRUISM ANNOYS YOU MOST? I've actually been considering this for four hours, but I can't think of one... I guess they're all equally annoying...

3. WHAT DO YOU CALL THAT SOLID MATERIAL THAT BUILDS UP IN THE CORNER OF YOUR EYE WHEN YOU SLEEP? matter

4. WHAT WOULD BE THE WORST STATE NAME TO GIVE A CHILD? New Hampshire

5. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE CHRISTMAS PRESENT YOU RECEIVED BEFORE YOU WERE 12? geez, this meme is harder than I thought

6. WHAT IS SOMETHING POSITIVE ABOUT CRAIGSLIST? I found a new home for the couch on there

7. DO YOU HAVE ONE EAR YOU FAVOR WHEN TALKING ON THE PHONE? IF YES, DOES IT DRIVE YOU CRAZY TO SWITCH? No, I don't really, just whichever is closer to the phone.

8. DO TIP JARS AT FAST FOOD PLACES MAKE YOU FEEL GUILTY IF YOU DON'T CONTRIBUTE? WHAT'S WITH THAT CRAP? I don't think they should have them at fast food places... the idea behind tips is for people who work jobs where the minimum for them is below minimum wage, not for jobs that are at least minimum wage... but, never seen them up here... wonder where this oddness is going on...

9. WHEN PUMPING GAS, DO YOU GRIP THE HANDLE OF THE NOZZLE AT ALL TIMES OR DO YOU LEAVE IT? I'm all about flipping the little thing on the bottom to make it pump for me so I can wash the windows as the gas pumps

10. HOW MANY BLANKETS ARE ON YOUR BED? WHAT IS THE CONFIGURATION? on my side, i've got a fluffy fake fur type thing on the bottom, then a thermal blankie, a quilt, a comforter, and sometimes other blankies, too... mark just has a sheet and comforter on his side

11. WHEN YOU STEP OUT OF THE SHOWER, WHAT BODY PART DO YOU DRY FIRST? Usually my face, then go down from there

12. IF YOU COULD BE ANY BREED OF DOG, WHAT WOULD IT BE? WHY? Cocker Spaniel... they just seem like the sort of happy-go-lucky type of puppy I'd be

13. WITHOUT CHECKING, WHICH OF THESE KIND OF DOCTORS WOULD YOU WANT TO BE: ANDROLOGIST, OTOLARYNGOLOGIST, HEPATOLOGIST, UROLOGIST? I'm going to go with Andrologist... let's see... I'd be a... male fertility... well, see, that makes sense, in Tie Me To A Tree, that's what I was doing! lol

14. CAT MACROS - STILL FUNNY OR OLD MEME? old... way old

15. WHICH OF THESE TURNS YOU ON? FALSE DICHOTOMIES OR QUESTIONS WITH NO RIGHT ANSWER? The latter; because I'll keep searching, librarian on a mission, to tame that question and totally MAKE it have a right answer... yeah...

16. ARE YOU ONE OF THOSE ANNOYING PEOPLE WHO ANSWER "CHOOSE ONE" QUESTIONS WITH NEITHER OR BOTH? Sometimes... *snickers*

17. IF YOU'RE ALONE, AND YOU HAVE THIS OBNOXIOUS NUGGET IN YOUR NOSTRIL, HOW ARE YOU GOING TO GET IT OUT? Nugget? We call those 'booger balls' around here

18. WHAT ARE YOUR PRE-POST-COITAL PREPAREDNESS PLANS There needs to be a plan? That takes all the fun out of it!

19. HOW WOULD OTHERS DESCRIBE YOUR SNEEZING? Chain reaction sneezer... one leads to a half dozen

20. WHAT REGIONAL SPECIALTY IS YOUR AREA FAMOUS FOR? DOES IT ANNOY YOU? BEEEEEEEER and cheese, which go well together

21. WHAT EIGHT LETTER WORD BEST DESCRIBES YOUR FEET? oedipusy... wait, that doesn't sound good... huge... um... huuuuuge... there we go, yay!

22. WHAT FRUIT BEST COMPLEMENTS YOUR PERSONALITY? WHY? strawberry... mostly pleasant, but if you bite it the wrong way, you'll get a seed stuck in your teeth, and then it's all rather unhappy... yeah, that works

23. WITHOUT CHECKING, NAME A SUBSTANTITIVE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN JIF AND SKIPPY PEANUT BUTTER. Umm... we actually buy Jif.. that would be a difference...

24. 23 WAS EASY. HERE'S ONE. NAME A SUBSTANTITIVE POLICY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN CLINTON AND OBAMA. DO YOU THINK THE SHRIEKING ABOUT THEM IS ANNOYING? Oh, this'll be easier than 23. Clinton's a regular ol' Democrat; Obama's a socialist who calls himself a Democrat. Clinton has a number of ideas about policies; Obama just talks out of his ass and says nothing. It's not too annoying yet... ask me again in about a month...

25. THINK ABOUT IT. THINK LONG AND HARD. YOU CAN DONATE IT TO CHARITY. YOU CAN KEEP IT. HOW MUCH MONEY WOULD IT TAKE FOR YOU TO HAVE A ONE-NIGHT STAND WITH GEORGE H.W. BUSH (current president's dad) THAT NOBODY ELSE WOULD FIND OUT ABOUT? Sorry, my religion is against such things. Money's not worth that sort of sin.

26. WHAT PAIRING WOULD YOU SHIP IN THE WIZARD OF OZ FANDOM? I'm so tempted to say toto and the lion...

27. WHAT'S THE WORST WAY TO DIE YOU CAN THINK OF? anything where you know it's going to happen and have time to dwell and no time to stop it... like, hijacked on a plane, that sort of thing

28. WHAT COMPANY HAS GIVEN YOU THE WORST CUSTOMER SERVICE? WHAT HAPPENED? Arby's.... they're just constantly hiring fucktards, and are run by them, too

29. WHAT ITEM OF YOUR PARENTS ARE YOU LEAST LOOKING FORWARD TO OR LEAST ENJOYED INHERITING? Can I go with the fact that I've medically ended up with every problem dad has had so far except the diabetes and am not looking forward to that?

30. DO YOU WANT TO BE BURIED, CREMATED, OR OTHER? WHY? Not so much liking the cremation idea, but not caring too much about what else. Just don't like the idea of burning, even after death.

31. HOW MANY FOREIGNERS IS ONE AMERICAN LIFE WORTH? IF YOU'RE NOT AMERICAN, HOW MANY AMERICANS IS ONE OF YOUR COUNTRYMEN'S LIVES WORTH? Well, that's quite the arrogant question.

32. WHAT DID YOU NAME YOUR VEHICLES? War Wagon and Baby Car

33. HAVE YOU EVER LIED ON A MEME CAUSE YOU WERE TOO EMBARRASSED TO SHARE THE TRUTH? no, I tend to skip them or write in something unrelated... but there are few of those

34. LIAR No, I've been pretty honest.... this LJ is full of great blackmail! lol

35. WHAT IS THE ONE THING ABOUT YOU MOST LIKELY TO KILL YOUR MARRIAGE OR CHANCES OF MARRIAGE? I would think getting too involved with work and other interests, but I think I'm ok on the marriage front

36. WHO WAS YOUR FAVORITE GHOSTBUSTER? I liked Slimer... I think he counts

37. WITHOUT LOOKING UP WHO IT IS, DO YOU LIKE STEPHEN HARPER? I don't know, meme, do I?

38. NAME A GENUINELY NICE THING ABOUT ADOLF HITLER, OTHER THAN HIM BEING DEAD, CAUSE THAT'S REALLY NOT CLEVER. damn, I was so going to go with the dead thing... well, he was a master speachmaker... (part of what worries me so much about Obama... that's right, I said it, I compared Obama to Hitler, now deal)

39. WHICH OF THE FOLLOWING GOES BEST WITH PEANUT BUTTER: BANANAS, CHOCOLATE, JELLY, YOUR DOG? I'd say frozen custard AND chocolate

40. WHAT MOVIE THAT HE DID NOT STAR IN WOULD BE MOST IMPROVED BY THE ADDITION OF JIM VARNEY? Um... the one that Stephen Harper produced? (grasping at straws here, oh yeah)

41. WHAT SUPER HERO POWER WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE MOST? Flying!

42. WHAT SYNONYM FOR MALE GENITALIA MAKES YOU MOST LIKELY TO CRINGE? I'm going to go with willy

43. WHAT SYNONYM FOR FEMALE GENITALIA MAKES YOU MOST LIKELY TO CRINGE? the word cunt is a fairly bad one

44. WHAT DO YOU CONSIDER TO BE YOUR HIDDEN TALENT? I don't hide my talents, I use them like a king utilizes his harem girls... wait, maybe that came out wrong...

45, IS 44 TRUE NOW THAT YOU'VE ANSWERED IT? Hellll yea

46. EVER HAD A SONG OR POEM WRITTEN ABOUT YOU? IF YES, SHARE IT. Yes, I did, it's a humorous song called 'Oh, Zhie!' that Mark recorded down in Disney World... if you're ever in the neighborhood, I'll play you the CD, it's cute

47. DO YOU HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE REARRANGE YOUR DESKTOP ICONS? with a passion

48. HAVE YOU EVER, EVEN FOR A SECOND, IMAGINED JUST GOING AHEAD AND RAMMING THE DRIVER TRYING TO CUT YOU OFF? when I'm in the war wagon, at times, i've considered it

49. HOW MANY LANGUAGES CAN YOU SWEAR IN? SHARE SOME EXOTIC ONES. English... Klingon... Sindarin... Not sure I trust myself to swear correctly in Quenya... German... Spanish... and Sign Language, heh heh

50. WHAT IS THE MAXIMUM AMOUNT OF MONEY ANY WOMAN OF REASONABLE MEANS SHOULD EVER SPEND ON A PURSE? Ten bucks or less... it's a place to keep money, not something to spend money on.