WC: 7875

[zhie]

Not bad, considering the events of the day.

Good news: I'm not that far behind.

Bad news: Spent almost the whole word count for today writing smut --- Mark's fault!! A discussion of how many tits Erestor has sucked in his life just... led to... more tit sucking, I'm afraid.

Oops, sorry, there's probably some people I just... aw, hell, this journal's marked as being adult. And, anything in November is just... it's November. It's NaNo. My Novembers are for writing these days, not politic-ing. If it were the other way around, I certainly wouldn't be using the word tits in my entry.

Anyhow, I better get back to it... I left him mid-tit there... any what's worse, the elleth doesn't even have a name yet...

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[zhie.livejournal.com]

I know... I know... I cannot be trusted...

And it wasn't even some sort of twisted mpreg with Erestor having titties... what is the world coming to?!

[bookofnicodemus.livejournal.com]

I AM DISGUSTED.

Men and women, having sex together, for mutual gratification? WHY IN MY DAY, SUCH A THING WAS NOT TO BE HEARD OF













.... so who is she? Just a random chick? Is Erestor a slut.

[zhie.livejournal.com]

I don't know who she-- actually, that's not totally true. She's Fingon's maid (everybody ought to have a maid, you know). But she doesn't have a name.

And he is so a slut. Man-whore, even. I've lost count of his partners. He probably has, too.

And no Glorfindel about to straighten him out. Er, unstraighten him out, I suppose.

[bookofnicodemus.livejournal.com]

I was going to say something extremely sexist, but I think, instead, I will eat a grape.

Ahahaha, that's how I like 'em. YOU HAVE PLEASED ME.

And I am appeased. The world will soon right itself.

[zhie.livejournal.com]

Mmm... grapes...

He didn't used to be such a slut... relationship with Galadriel, wife in Gondolin, and jumps Glorfindel later on. But ever since his revelation that he and Feanor played doctor back in Valinor... he's like a teenage boy on prom night with a bottle of jack in the glove box...

[bookofnicodemus.livejournal.com]

Grapes wine... and wine makes me think of... *coughs*

He was a closetted slut. Hell, he was so far in the closet he was practically in Narnia. But now... oh, it's on.

POAST PLS