long ass meme pilfered from lotrfan_angel17

[zhie]

1. PICK ONE OF YOUR SCARS OUT, NOW HOW DID YOU GET IT? across the top of my right foot... in a mishap involving a cat and a shoerack

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? My samurai sword, a crucifix, a mirror with a wicker boarder, a framed print of a frazetti painting, it's an egyptian themed one with this scantily clad woman up against a column, a guy holding a scimitar, and a panther slinking across; a sailor moon scroll where she's in an actual navy-type sailor uniform; and a poster of a cheetah yawning that says 'Morning always comes before I'm awake' or something to that effect

3. WOULD YOU RATHER PLAY FOOTBALL OR WATCH IT? depends... if I'm watching the Packers or Dolphins, watching... otherwise... GO LONG!

4. WHAT SPORT WOULD YOU SAY YOU ARE BEST AT? kickboxing

5. WHAT WAS YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE? i had this creepy one that i can't remember, but when i woke myself up, it was like someone was holding me down on the bed and i couldn't get up - i was honestly awake, just couldn't move, ended up calling my husband into the room, the minute he opened the door, it stopped... very creepy... don't remember the dream, think i must have suppressed it somewhere

6. HOW DO YOU EXERCISE? aw, shit... okay, besides the kickboxing and the ballroom dancing... I still do ballet routines... yeah, yeah, laugh it up... keeps one limber for the other kind of exercise I like...

7. APPLES OR ORANGES? both

8. GRAPES OR WATERMELON? ditto

9. WOLVES OR TIGERS? big kitty kat

10. WHAT MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? everything, and that's everything everything... depends upon my whim... i get a lot of 'what IS this crap?' now and then... heh heh... also, quite vain, like to listen to my own self singing and fiddling... subject Mei and Laura to it sometimes as well...

11. HAVE YOU EVER WRITTEN POETRY? oy, have i...

13. DO YOU REMEMBER BIRTHDAYS? mostly

14. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? 1:52:12 pm boo-yaka! (they had to yank my little ass out, that's how I have such an accurate time... apparently, I suddenly made the decision not to close on the deal, but my parents had other plans...)

15. DO YOU HAVE A BIRTHMARK, WHERE? hee hee hee... okay, you twisted my arm... I have splotches here and there, but I have one on my upper thigh just below my tush that's shaped like a butterfly... makes for an interesting conversation piece...

16. WOULD YOU CALL YOURSELF A ROMANTIC PERSON? oui, mon cher ami

17. WHAT IS THE WEIRDEST THING YOU HAVE EVER DONE? there's a list... the mind boggles... to pick only one... yeesh... well, okay, coming to mind at the moment is having gone to a bar in full 'dungeon drag' (I'm a level ten mage, bitch!... hee hee) and acting like there was absolutely nothing odd about it

Oh, and I was running for a city office at the time...

18. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU STARTED FILLING THIS IN? trying to stay awake

19. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE GUM? those ice breaker ones... used to be juicy fruit, but they changed it and it's all nasty now

20. FAVORITE CHOCOLATE? all, but i'm partial to the dove bar chocolate

21. FAVORITE CANDY (NON CHOCOLATE?) anybody ever have those flying saucer wafer things, the ones with the little sprinkle things inside, and they were kinda paperish outside? those

22. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA ICE-CREAM? chocolate

23. DO YOU OWN ANYTHING LEATHER? pair of sandals and my winter coat... and I know some of my bass stuff (bow cases, gig bag, etc.) are made of/have/use/etc leather

24. FAVORITE COLOGNE: meh

25. FAVORITE PERFUME: meh... I'm allergic to nearly all of this stuff, so I would have no clue... when there's perfume, i must run away :(

26. DO YOU OWN AN INSTRUMENT? many... upright bass, electric bass, fiddle, keyboard, and a bunch of little stuff

27. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ON SOMEONE (SEX YOU'RE ATTRACTED TO): erm... i'm an equal opportunity leer-er, depends on what way they're facing me and other such things, y'know?

28. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SMELL? water

29. FAVORITE SOUND THAT YOU HEAR OFTEN? i'm getting used to Harley curling up next to me and purring until I fall asleep... he apparently waits until the moment i do, and then goes and crawls under the bed (because i used to chase him out from there, and now we let the cats in the bedroom... but i think that he thinks i'll still chase him out if i know he's under there)

silly thing today, and i'm digressing her for a moment, Harley curled up next to me when i went to bed, and when i woke up, Oreo was next to me in the same position --- exceptionally strange because until yesterday, she's always slept on the floor. I think my cats are messin' with me...

30. WHAT ARE YOU THINKING RIGHT NOW? i wish i could have kept sleeping this morning...

31. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? only when there are people around that i don't know... like, shut me in a cardboard box, i'm good... put me in an elevator with someone i don't know.... *cringe*

32. COULD YOU EVER SEE YOURSELF MOVING FROM WHERE YOU ARE? not really, at least, no further than fifty miles or so... def. staying in the state (of confusion... or wisconsin... whichever is closer...)

33. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE DISNEY MOVIE OF ALL TIME? toss up between Lion King and Mulan (I get a lot of 'you remind me of Mulan...'; when I took the 'which disney character are you' test, I pulled Lady (Lady&the Tramp doggie). *snickers* little do they know...)

34. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SONG OF ALL TIME? If by Bread

35. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR WHEN YOU WERE TEN? Green

36. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES? Brown-ishy

37. HAVE YOU EVER SLEPT WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL? yes, and continue to... especially favorites these days are two stuffed rabbits named Licorice and Hunny (a black one and a golden one... hmmm....hmm, hmm, hmm, wonder why...)

But I have an excuse. It's heriditary. My dad has about four dozen stuffed hippos, and at any given time, ten or more are in the bed with my mum and him. Honestly. I will get pictures if ever I have the chance. Have I mentioned lately how much I love my parents? Well, I do.

38. IF SO WHAT WAS/IS IT'S NAME? *snort* guess I already covered that... okay, I still have the first stuffed animal I was ever given, by my Auntie Nidi, a green stuffed mouse from the day i was born (*cough*yankedout*coughcough*) named Clover

39. WHO WAS YOUR FIRST CRUSH WHEN YOU WERE LITTLE? When I was about eight or nine, I had my mind made up that I was going to marry Bill Spiers of the Milwaukee Brewers. (My dear mother told him this when I was ten and we went to a baseball signing thing; besides my brother and I there were two truckers who wanted his autograph and that was it compared to the tables where Robin Yount and Paul Molitor and all them were... He blushed a lovely shade of red; I think I may have giggled or something equally girly. Wonderful person... then I fell in love with Yul Brynner when I hit middle school... yeah, yeah, someone COULD have told me the guy was DEAD, y'know? *sigh*)

40. MOST EMBARRASSING CHILDHOOD MOMENT: middle school; I was walking into the stairwell at the first floor and this kid who was a jackoff was at the top and spat down... I was merely a random target, but I got the spray of nasty warm water down my back... and then they didn't let me go home to change, just said to go put my gym uniform on... lovely. So I spend the rest of the day in my gym clothes. And we all had matching little gym uniforms with the purple shorts and the gold tshirts on them. blerg. little shit. and it was a 6-7-8 set up, so here's the little 6th grader in this gym uniform getting snickered at through lunch and all... and those seats, you kinda stuck to them with the way the shorts rode up and all. grr. arg. I so hated those gym uniforms after that.

41. WHAT KIND OF HAIR DO YOU LIKE ON THE SEX YOU'RE ATTRACTED TO? it depends a lot on what they look good with, but I admit I like lots and lots or none at all

42. WHAT ATTRACTS YOU TO SOMEONE? pouncibility factor

43. WHO OUT OF YOUR FRIENDS (SAME SEX) HAVE YOU KNOWN THE LONGEST? I suppose my mother... we got to spend nine months without any outside interference before I ran into anyone else

44. NOW THE OPPOSITE SEX? that would be the daddy-unit; they dumped me off on him once they yanked me out... have I mentioned I was kinda brought forth against my will? not that I'm bitter or anything...

45. WHAT IS THEIR MIDDLE NAME? mum's is Helen; dad's is Leon

Yes, my parents ARE allowed to be my friends. I figure, a real, true friend is someone you can watch porn with and not be embarassed. We made it through all of 'This Old Whore House' and it was quite amusing. I think mum might have fallen asleep after the first half hour, though, TV tends to cause her to do that.

46. SUNRISE OR SUNSET? sunset

47. WHERE AT? over the lake while sitting on a boat

48. (FOR THE LADIES, BE TRUTHFUL) WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO AT? I was proposed to three times, same guy, same answer each time... first time was at a mcdonalds when i was told i couldn't see him anymore by my parents... I was 18 and he had just turned 26, and basically said 'let's just run off and get married' and i said 'sure, let me finish college first'... then again on a bus about a month later, and then the 'official' one was in front of my parents after he had gone to my father and all that business... my one disappointment was we had to use the fake bubbly grape juice stuff, because I was only 19... damn it...

49. (NOW THE GENTLEMEN, BE TRUTHFUL) WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF PROPOSING? … guess I need not answer this...

*Glorfindel pushes Zhie aside and grabs the keyboard* What I really wanted to do was something clever, like a little scavenger hunt that would lead Erestor around to an engagement ring or something such as that, but he hates surprises so that was when I realized just springing the wedding on him would be more fun-*Zhie pushes Glorfindel out of the way and grabs the keyboard back* muses...

50. WHAT ARE YOUR FIVE FAVORITE MOVIES OF THIS YEAR? Star Wars III!!! and then... can I count Alexander? comes out on video this year... okay, I've not seen many this year yet... looking forward to both the Goblet of Fire and also Aeon Flux... and either tonight or tomorrow, I have been promised Kingdom of Heaven... how I held out for new Marton material this long confuxles me...

*SNERGLES YOU*

Sorry.. had to do that... we just reached number fifty...

57. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF GOING FOR YOUR HONEYMOON? we didn't... last minute the place we were supposed to go horsebacking riding at had to cancel us because they booked a conference and needed all the rooms. so we stayed home, and kinda sorta went to Disney World last January, but that was also so that we could meet a few other rabid elf fans

58. CAN YOU PLAY AN INSTRUMENT? didn't we go over this? yes, i bang on pots and pans and leeks

59. DO YOU SPEAK A DIFFERENT LANGUAGE? Ja, Ich spreche eine kleine German. (i can still here the voice of Herr LaFleur singsonging 'auf Deutsch, bitte und danke' I'm not fluent, but I can get by... I've actually taken a little of a few languages, so I can play with them when needed

Dos cervezas, por favor! (one for each hand!)


60. WHAT WAS THE FIRST GIFT SOMEONE EVER GAVE YOU (OF THE SEX YOU'RE ATTRACTED TO)? i think the little boy who only spoke polish gave me something... i was like, two, maybe three... don't remember it much... okay, let's see, remembering back now... 5th grade, somehow found out this kid named Josh was a stamp collector, too... odd, I thought, Josh was a jock... so we went to the library that weekend and were looking at each other's collection... found out we had the same bizarro sense of humor, he helped me pull off one of my infamous state report projects as a rabid bunny, all very amusing, then we paired up to do the end of the year project-- created a old replica cardboard and construction paper radio and wrote up some 'old tyme radio' type stuff, and they set this monster thing in the cafeteria and we were hiding in it doing our radio show schtick during lunchtime that day, very amusing... anyhow, okay, gift, yes, there was one involved... for 'elementary graduation' he gave me some stamps (see? we come full circle) and then sadly in middle school, I was in 'track A' and he was in 'track C', which totally sucked, because I didn't see him again until HS and by then he was much with the jock thing and I was the little politician...

61. WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE SINGER? Prince

62. FAVORITE BAND(s)? Erasure

63. WHAT KIND OF BOOKS DO YOU LIKE TO READ? comic books and encyclopedias

64. DO YOU LIKE POETRY? i do, but not the dark angsty stuff

65. HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR COFFEE? i don't

66. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE PHRASE TO USE? shut the fuck up (but i say it in a loving way...however, disturbingly, it sometimes actually comes out stfu... i shall blame that on Purrsia and her wonderful stfu pics gallery...)

67. DRAGONS OR DINOSAURS? both

68. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? probably

69. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? quoting bonnie, with 'much love and affection, hugs and smoochies'

71. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED: 57

72. BLONDES, REDHEADS OR BRUNETTES?: i like blue hair...

73. WOULD YOU PREFER TO GO ICE SKATING OR ROLLER SKATING? well, either way, i'll fall on my ass...

74. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL OFTEN? et phone home

75. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? my lack of omnipotence (what? like you wouldn't want to be all-knowing...)

76. HAVE YOU EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? *snickers* meeee? nooooo.... say.... what's your number?