Elf-abet Song - Part One

[zhie]

The Elf-abet song – Part One (A,B,C)
Rated R for innuendo to be on the safe side of things


Zhie: Poo.

Feanor: Step in something?

Zhie: No, but no one’s given me a name of an elf to work with. I feel so uninspired.

Feanor: Say the word and I’ll be your inspiration.

Zhie: But there are so many elves I’ve not sung about yet.

Feanor: Well, you’ll never get to them all.

Zhie: *snaps her fingers* You know, I think you just found the solution.

Feanor: Of course I did. I’m the High King. What did you expect?

Zhie: *tunes her lute and begins to play as she strolls through the grounds, with Feanor beside her*

((The Elf-abet Song -- To no tune in particular, and if I get really bold, maybe I’ll record it later))


There are elves of all types, every shape and size
Some with pointer ears and some with darker eyes
Some who want to rule the world, some who want to rule one heart
But there are oh so many elves, I bare-ly know where to start.

I... like...

Amroth, I think of him oft, when I go to Lothlorien
Or of the one who called him son, Amdir, but then again
There were Amras and Amrod, the twins
And though condemned for their sins
To have an elf on either side means everybody wins!

Back in the times of the first age before for the War of Wrath
Beleriand was at its peak; there was this elf from Doriath
He was called Beleg Strongbow
But the thing you might not know
Is that this one, while in bed, puts on quite the show!

Can you see that mallorn? Celeborn, is sitting there, looking down
And Cirdan of the sea, ancient elf he, is wearing quite a frown
But that’s because Celebrimbor is quite a mouthful
And that I’ll get all the C-elves in is quite doubtful
‘Cause I need space for the rest in this place
Like Curufin, Celegorm, Caranthir
And Celebrindal.

Feanor: Celebrindal’s a girl.

Zhie: Yes, I know. But she rhymes.

Feanor: Barely.

Zhie: This is an equal opportunity elf-abet. May I continue?

Feanor: Please do.


TBC…


to those awaiting the Erestor poetry... I, er, he finished editing at lunch today... expect posting this evening... bring a towel...

-Zhie