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What's Your Bad LOTR Fanfic Storyline?

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What's your bad LOTR fanfic storyline?
LJ Username
Your last name is	HalfelvenEvenstarSilvermoonof MordorRustbucketGoldeneyesof Valinorof Rivendellof RohanTookBrandybuckProudfootIronclawthe Bloodythe RedSunfireBullswarthyCrickhollowRiver-Daughterthe Greythe WhiteThe Slightly Faded Seafoam Greenthe Nicethe Quite NastyThe Black
Your gender is	MaleFemaleHermaphroditeAsexualother
Your race is	elfhumanorchalf-elvenhalf orc,half elvenhalf human,half valavalahobbitdwarfnumenorianunicornbalrogentother
Your one true love is	UglukHaldirLegolasAragornEowynThe WitchkingArwenGimliGothmogGandalfSarumanElrondTelepornoGaladrielThat Corsair PJ playedRingwraith number 3PippinMerryFrodoStacies' momyourselfSamBilboFigwitEomerTheodenRosie Cotton
You team up with	fishyz9_
To do battle with the	Producers, for creative control
For the sake of	Legolas' hair,which is starting to go frizzy from all this silly war stuff
During the battle you	fight side by side with Gimli, and decide to ask him out for a beer if you both survive
And end up	getting a bit of land west of Mordor where you grow little talking Venus Flytraps that sing
This Quiz by shapogataar - Taken 347 Times.

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What's your bad LOTR fanfic storyline?
LJ Username
Your last name is	HalfelvenEvenstarSilvermoonof MordorRustbucketGoldeneyesof Valinorof Rivendellof RohanTookBrandybuckProudfootIronclawthe Bloodythe RedSunfireBullswarthyCrickhollowRiver-Daughterthe Greythe WhiteThe Slightly Faded Seafoam Greenthe Nicethe Quite NastyThe Black
Your gender is	MaleFemaleHermaphroditeAsexualother
Your race is	elfhumanorchalf-elvenhalf orc,half elvenhalf human,half valavalahobbitdwarfnumenorianunicornbalrogentother
Your one true love is	UglukHaldirLegolasAragornEowynThe WitchkingArwenGimliGothmogGandalfSarumanElrondTelepornoGaladrielThat Corsair PJ playedRingwraith number 3PippinMerryFrodoStacies' momyourselfSamBilboFigwitEomerTheodenRosie Cotton
You team up with	__tk__
To do battle with the	Producers, for creative control
For the sake of	Getting in Eowyn's skirts
During the battle you	Singlehandedly kill a whole chicken
And end up	becoming King of Gondor,but dumping Arwen for Eowyn at the coronation
This QuickKwiz by shapogataar - Taken 347 Times.

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What's your bad LOTR fanfic storyline?
LJ Username
Your last name is	HalfelvenEvenstarSilvermoonof MordorRustbucketGoldeneyesof Valinorof Rivendellof RohanTookBrandybuckProudfootIronclawthe Bloodythe RedSunfireBullswarthyCrickhollowRiver-Daughterthe Greythe WhiteThe Slightly Faded Seafoam Greenthe Nicethe Quite NastyThe Black
Your gender is	MaleFemaleHermaphroditeAsexualother
Your race is	elfhumanorchalf-elvenhalf orc,half elvenhalf human,half valavalahobbitdwarfnumenorianunicornbalrogentother
Your one true love is	UglukHaldirLegolasAragornEowynThe WitchkingArwenGimliGothmogGandalfSarumanElrondTelepornoGaladrielThat Corsair PJ playedRingwraith number 3PippinMerryFrodoStacies' momyourselfSamBilboFigwitEomerTheodenRosie Cotton
You team up with	little_moggle
To do battle with the	Dwarves, using a flyswatter gun and a HUGE bottle of Nair
For the sake of	the Hobbits, whom you like to cuddle and have tea with
During the battle you	see your best friend die, and proceed to somehow personally take out an entire regiment of enemy troops in revenge
And end up	working for S-Mart in the Hunting department
This quiz by shapogataar - Taken 347 Times.

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What's your bad LOTR fanfic storyline?
LJ Username
Your last name is	HalfelvenEvenstarSilvermoonof MordorRustbucketGoldeneyesof Valinorof Rivendellof RohanTookBrandybuckProudfootIronclawthe Bloodythe RedSunfireBullswarthyCrickhollowRiver-Daughterthe Greythe WhiteThe Slightly Faded Seafoam Greenthe Nicethe Quite NastyThe Black
Your gender is	MaleFemaleHermaphroditeAsexualother
Your race is	elfhumanorchalf-elvenhalf orc,half elvenhalf human,half valavalahobbitdwarfnumenorianunicornbalrogentother
Your one true love is	UglukHaldirLegolasAragornEowynThe WitchkingArwenGimliGothmogGandalfSarumanElrondTelepornoGaladrielThat Corsair PJ playedRingwraith number 3PippinMerryFrodoStacies' momyourselfSamBilboFigwitEomerTheodenRosie Cotton
You team up with	shirl_64
To do battle with the	Rohirrim, cause they wouldnt let you ride the ponies first
For the sake of	Arwen's wee little broken heart...life..thing
During the battle you	fight side by side with Gimli, and decide to ask him out for a beer if you both survive
And end up	disguising yourself as Gimli, trying him up, and running off to the Grey Havens with Legolas *purr*
This quiz by shapogataar - Taken 347 Times.

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In your Harry Potter fanfiction...
How long have you been writing?	Since HP came out!Under a year.For a few years, now...
Will you include OCs?	Good God, no.Of course!It depends.
Please tell me there are no Mary-Sues...	Well, er...There are, and I'm proud of them!There aren't, don't worry.
Your favourite character is:	Harry PotterRon WeasleyHermione GrangerDraco MalfoyAlbus DumbledoreSeverus SnapeSirius BlackRemus Lupin Rubeus Hagrid The Dark LordEr... Neville?Other
Your fic will	Be quoted often.
Reviews you will get:	207
The main pairing will be	Sirius/Harry
How great your fanfic will be: - 34%
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Your LOTR profile
Full Name
Age
Your twin is	Arwen - Torutred and anxious
Your weapon of coice	Knife
Could you survive in middle earth?	No Way
Would you destroy the ring?	Of course
What power would you have?	Extremely strong and talented with a sword
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Which LOTR star will kill you?
Name
Age
DOB
fav colour	redorangeyellowgreenbluepurpleblackpinkwhite
who?	Legolas
with?	a fish
where?	Mordor
any witnesses?	(8) - Without a doubt. - (8)
TRUE/FALSE	TRUE
Pain-O-Metre - 18%
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