Snarfled from DA, pretty sure I've done this before, but... whee, a time waster!

[zhie]

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.

"Occupy yourself of your children's needs, not bragging of yourself."

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?

The telephone cord.

3. What is the last thing that you watched on TV?

Olypmic coverage this morning during breakfast.

4. Without looking, guess what time it is.

11:35 am

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

11:49 am

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

The aquarium, people whispering, the printer, one of the junior librarian's (whom I affectionately refer to as 'Melpomaen') answering questions.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

When I got out of the car to walk to the building. Was also outside at the garden center.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

Some chairs. Exciting, I know.

9. What are you wearing?

Jeans and a lime green/bright green/electric blue/pink/white sweater

10. Did you dream last night?

Yes

11. When did you last laugh?

Earlier, about some plants

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Oy... ok, um, a clock, signs, some plastic body part models, a picture of a white tiger, a tack board, lots of other art, a decorative fan - it's a big frigging room.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

Besides myself...?

14. What do you think of this quiz?

I'm experiencing deja vu, otherwise, it's okay

15. What is the last film you saw?

Saw the new Charlie and the Chocolate Factory for Monty's birthday

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

A goat. The rest I'd have to think about for a while.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.

Erm... damn. So few secrets... uhm...

Once while at the public museum with a friend, i was explaining how a particular elephant was the first creature that the museum captured for display. As I rambled about it, she got the camera ready to take a picture. Then, she dared me to go into the exhibit and stand by it for a picture. So, I did. Bad me, I know, but it was too much fun not to.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

I'd make myself supreme ruler of the omniverse. Come on, you know it would be fun.

19. Do you like to dance?

Yes, I do, and

20. Thoughts on George W. Bush.

I wish he hadn't used the war in Iraq as a way to scare North Korea into being good, and made up reasons to hit Iraq when obviously the motive was something else entirely. Other than that, I'd still vote for him again.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her?

Anastacia

22. Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him?

Hunter

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

If it were Germany, because I'd be able to understand the language somewhat and eventually speak it well again. Or Australia, that would be a possibility, too.

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?

"The professor has been waiting for you..."