zhie | Me and my song parodies...

so, here's another, already shared with the EL group

`Chief Counselor' by Zhie ~ sung to `Killer Queen' by Queen
Dedicated to Charlie *smoochies*
With thanks to Zee for help with a lyrical phrase ^_^
[Shall I rate it? PG13 at least for groping, lol]

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He keeps parmar ar mentar
Resting on the window sill
`Let's give the ring,' he says
`To the old man, Bombadil'
A black-robed mystery
From Rivendell's history
Sitting in the Hall of Fire
From time to time

Noldo or Peredhel?
Rode in with Glorfindel
Extraordinarily wise

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He's a scholar - Chief
Counselor, Erestor
Librarian, and so much more
Guaranteed to leave this shore
For Valinor

To Elrond he gives advice
Never has to ask him twice
What an elf!

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To enhance all relations
He tries hard to impress
Meet his acquaintance
He says, `Please, just call me Ress'
You'll meet no one kinder
Hard to find someone finer
They say he's a beauty
Even among his own kind

Blushes prettily when embarrassed
Enjoys late night games of chess
Fastidious and precise

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He's a scholar - Chief
Counselor, Erestor
Librarian, and so much more
Guaranteed to leave this shore
For Valinor

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But while in the sack he's as wicked as
Purring while he's on his back
Then voluntarily dominating
Talking dirty, grabbing ass
To absolutely drive you wild, wild..
He's out to get you

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He's a scholar - Chief
Counselor, Erestor
Librarian, and so much more
Guaranteed to leave this shore
For Valinor

To Elrond he gives advice
Never has to ask him twice
What an elf!
(He's such an elf...)