zhie | Dark's naughty NC17 rated partly lotr sex quiz

If you dare, but you've been warned... absolute honesty, and since Dark basically put it out there for everyone, it's like she asked...

1: How old were you when you lost your virginity (consensual)?
A: I was eighteen, and it was Valentine's Day. And yes, it was Mark, and always has been him.

2: With what sex (See Q above)?
A: Ah, well, with Mark, so, that makes the answer to be with a male.

3: What is your preference?
A: I like men. Except, I don't know what it is, but... there's this thing about Angelina Jolie... if forced at gun point, she's the only woman I can even possibly imagine jumping... anyhow... *shrugs* Guess it's a good thing Mark thinks she's hot, too.

4: What is your favorite position (Top/Bottom/Middle/haven't done it yet)?
A: Top is awesome; and since, pretty much, he's the sub and I'm the dom, it works. However, there's this really nice sitting position, too, it's just that I tend to get a leg cramp with it. And being tied up and taken from behind takes the cake, but happens so terribly infrequently. *sigh*

5: Would you have sex with your pet still in the room?
A: Yeah, and it has happened before. Harley's a nuicense- he tries to snuggle while the sex is happening and sometimes adds his own comments and literally gets pushed off the bed; Oreo just lays down on the foot and watches. The betta, back when Fandango lived in the bedroom, never seemed to care much. And I don't think the other tanks of fish even know what the fuck (no pun intended) is going on when things just happen to happen in other rooms.

6: Which LotR characters would you definitely not kick out of your bed?
A: Glorfindel, Erestor, Glorfindel and Erestor, Thranduil, all of the above, lol, Haldir, and maybe Faramir

7: Who are your favorite Lotr pairings?
A: Erestor/Glorfindel and Celeborn/Galadriel. Just cause. Damn, I have to finish that 69 challenge...

8: Would you ever try anal just to see what all this slash is about?
A: See answer four. Been there, done that, and that's why I write slash so well *preens* I've even got the ginger root shit figured out now, and it only took me, like, six tries. Someday, I'll write a book. The straight girl's guide to writing slash, or, everything you wanted to know but were too fucking afraid to try.

9: What sexual position do you like to see your favorite characters in?
A: I second Booky. YES, and PLEASE.

10: How many of you want to kill me for making this list! *Snort*
A: Not I, said the goat.