![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
And you all know I don't post these unless they are CRUCIAL, so PLEASE make sure you read this!
Subject: VIRUS ALERT
Importance: High
There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by hand. This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest pub.
Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor (WINE). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
You should forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends,you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.
Update: After extensive testing it has been concluded that Best-Equivalent-Extractor-Remedy (BEER) may be substituted for WINE but may require a more generous application.
Subject: VIRUS ALERT
Importance: High
There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by hand. This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest pub.
Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor (WINE). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
You should forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends,you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.
Update: After extensive testing it has been concluded that Best-Equivalent-Extractor-Remedy (BEER) may be substituted for WINE but may require a more generous application.
no subject
Date: 2006-04-25 11:47 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-04-26 01:37 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-04-26 03:14 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-04-26 03:25 am (UTC)~DarkDreamer
no subject
Date: 2006-04-26 05:55 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-04-26 10:41 am (UTC)And what worse is....I don't drink alchol. Have some cocoa instead.