I'd like to thank [livejournal.com profile] cheezey for bringing this to my attention.. v

Apr. 25th, 2006 06:22 pm
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And you all know I don't post these unless they are CRUCIAL, so PLEASE make sure you read this!


Subject: VIRUS ALERT
Importance: High


There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by hand. This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest pub.

Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor (WINE). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

You should forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends,you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.

Update: After extensive testing it has been concluded that Best-Equivalent-Extractor-Remedy (BEER) may be substituted for WINE but may require a more generous application.

Date: 2006-04-25 11:47 pm (UTC)

Date: 2006-04-26 01:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ex-fimbreth.livejournal.com
Skip WORK. Play GOLF.

Date: 2006-04-26 03:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nienna-weeper.livejournal.com
WHOO HOO! It's beer for me!

Date: 2006-04-26 03:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mdarkdreamer.livejournal.com
I am soooooo sending this to my brother! HA!

~DarkDreamer

Date: 2006-04-26 05:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lilmay2.livejournal.com
MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA....I'm so stealing this from you. Hee hee. Mike says he has been infected by that virus @__@ But he's being inoculated as we speak..heh

Date: 2006-04-26 10:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] siesuta.livejournal.com
Oops! I'm infected already!
And what worse is....I don't drink alchol. Have some cocoa instead.

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