Now, before you read this, keep in mind --- otherpervert is my sister Maggie. Okay, go.
LJ stalking horror - a report by Zhie.
otherpervert is stalking Zhie |
otherpervert’s REAL name : |
Reggie Currie |
otherpervert’s REAL DOB : |
08th November 1973 |
Height :157 cm |
Weight : 59.2 kg |
otherpervert has dreamt about you : |
7 times |
otherpervert became interested in you : |
17th August 2003 |
otherpervert’s latest dream about you |
Both you and otherpervert are working in an animal sanctuary together. otherpervert suggests that you retire to the empty ape sanctuary for a while for a bit of role-play. |
This is how otherpervert describes your relationship behind your back |
‘I don’t want to be just good friends. I want to be with her forever. To death to us part and all that.’ |
otherpervert’s been stealing stuff from your house too. |
For the last year otherpervert has been pilfering Zhie’s mothers bras from her lingerie drawer. |
They’ve even started modifying their body for you |
In the past year otherpervert has spent their entire life savings on cosmetic surgery in an attempt to look more like you. |
They sent the following message to you in a Valentines |
Fuck me darling! Fuck me now! Fuck me whilst I’m limber! It won’t be long before we both have arthiritis anyway! |
The Police |
No. calls to the police : |
9 times |
Your Last Call to The Police |
"Hi, police? Yeah, I’d like to report a crime. Some mad fuckers just shovelled shit into our mailbox. I think it’s this person I know from the internet called otherpervert. Yeah, real mad son of a bitch. Can’t seem to understand that I just don’t like ‘em." |
otherpervert’s Police File |
otherpervert makes Mark Champman look well-adjusted. |
Testimonies about otherpervert |
riina2504 - Brainless patriot |
‘otherpervert was always one of us. One of the gang. We never suspected anything. I’m really shocked..’ |
lotrfan_angel17 - Pig-hustler |
‘It just goes to show that the world is full of sick, twisted perverts. I’m gonna fucking kill otherpervert!’ |
daeomae - Wide-load |
‘Jesus fuck! You’ve got to be joking?!??! otherpervert? A pervert? It’s quite funny now I think about it. What an idiot!’ |
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wonder if I'll get to stalk anyone... *nudge nudge*
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Date: 2006-08-15 08:18 am (UTC)*Mwah*