Anyone bored at the moment?

Hi, y'all. I needs me a beta reader for an elf slash fic.

This is for the Jingle Bells in June thing. It's a last minute one that had to be written, so it's not very long, six pages. It's R rated, and I'm not needing someone to find spelling and grammar, really. My biggest concern is, does it make sense and does it fulfill all of the requirements.

I'm also looking for someone who is free today to read through it, so I can get it off to the powers that are/is/be for the swap. So... anyone bored this afternoon?

-Zhie