I love holidays, too, but...

...I just heard an advertisement on the radio.

For candy. At Walgreens.

For EASTER baskets.

Seriously, folks, I just had the dental assistant last Tuesday inform me of the number of shopping days until Christmas. That someone is even thinking of Christmas while the temperatures are in the 90s is insane. Easter baskets? Sheer lunacy.

This stop the planet, I want to get off moment was brought to you by peeps and cream-filled eggs.