Let's try again, shall we?
I am slowly coming to the conclusion that some of you don't follow directions.
Once more from the top... with clues this time...
Name three fics you think I will never, ever, ever write. In return, I will attempt to write a snippet of one of them.
That's not to mean, three total posted by three different people, that's each who posts names three things... Although, I can see in the excitement where Glorfindel/Asfaloth sort of ended up overthrowing the possibility of anything else getting mentioned...
It's not so much fun if there isn't a vast variety to choose from...
Once more from the top... with clues this time...
Name three fics you think I will never, ever, ever write. In return, I will attempt to write a snippet of one of them.
That's not to mean, three total posted by three different people, that's each who posts names three things... Although, I can see in the excitement where Glorfindel/Asfaloth sort of ended up overthrowing the possibility of anything else getting mentioned...
It's not so much fun if there isn't a vast variety to choose from...
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1)A serious m-preg with a warrior Glorfindel and his dealing with the emotions during the first time he nurses his son
2)A seriouse and not grose Erestor stuck on the toilet after his first experience with anal sex with Glorfindel, cant expell and his work papers are being shoved under the door to him as he sits there
3)Thranduil wakes to find himself tied to the bed and blindfolded, being pleasured and he doesnt know who by....its Glorfindel who is in Mirwood on traid nagotiations
There ya go...3 of them to choose from...you can kill me later when we meet up for lunch Muwahahha...
~DarkDreamer
Oh, very well...
2) Humorous fic in which Glorfindel the elfling is a diligent, asexual, and cheerful pyromaniac. In the Age of the Two Trees, he purposely sets himself on fire and dies. On being resurrected in time to join the Flight of the Noldor bandwagon, he is still a happy pyromaniac. He is not cured during the course of the fic.
3) Tom Bombadil goes looking for a wife (perhaps Goldberry has left him). He finds Glorfindel and decides to marry him on the spot! Glorfindel/Tom Bombadil. Marriage. Hot and sexy with graphic sex and a few Bombadil songs.
***huggles*** ♥♥
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2. Glorfindel and Erestor debate the pros and cons of being in slash stories.
3. Elrond takes over the world.