and now, Dark's requests...
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zhie1)A serious m-preg with a warrior Glorfindel and his dealing with the emotions during the first time he nurses his son
2)A seriouse and not grose Erestor stuck on the toilet after his first experience with anal sex with Glorfindel, cant expell and his work papers are being shoved under the door to him as he sits there
3)Thranduil wakes to find himself tied to the bed and blindfolded, being pleasured and he doesnt know who by....its Glorfindel who is in Mirwood on traid nagotiations
and the winner is...
There was a sharp knock on the door and Erestor responded with a slightly strained, “Whatever it is, just slide it under the door with the rest.”
The knock came again, but this time there were words as well. “Glorfindel told me that you were having a bit of difficulty this morning.”
“Ai Valar! First he tells Melpomaen, and then Elrohir, and now, you.” Erestor, who was hunched forward trying to find a more comfortable position, made a note to have a word with the warrior about what of their personal lives should and should not be shared.
“Well, I am the head healer,” reminded Elrond. Immediately he switched to his professional practitioner mode. “How long has the issue been occurring.”
Erestor mumbled something to himself and wished he had somewhere to run away to. Not that he would be able to run, exactly. His stomach was cramped up terribly now.
“Sorry, you need to speak up. It is rather difficult to hear through the door.”
“Are you honestly going to make me answer your clinical questions?”
“How else can I help you?” Elrond’s voice was gentle, and he pulled a stool over to the door of the washroom from Glorfindel’s kitchen, knowing this might take a little time. “How long has the issue been occurring?”
“Since Glorfindel shoved his cock up my ass.”
Elrond fought not to smirk, but when he realized that Erestor could not possibly see him, he did not worry so much. “I will assume then, since last night. On a scale of one to twelve, how much pain or discomfort are you experiencing?”
“One to twelve... about a four of pain and an eight of discomfort.”
“When did you have your last bowel movement previous to this?”
Erestor blushed, despite the door between them. “I would rather not say.”
“Erestor, I cannot help you unless you answer the questions.”
Defeated, Erestor sighed. He really did not want to spend the rest of the day in the bathroom working on his reports from the toilet. “Right before Glorfindel and I... he wanted to make sure I was clean before he... you know...”
“Hmm. I see. Well, I think that there are two ways to treat this, and what you are doing right now is not going to be helpful. First, you should be reclining, preferably in bed, while someone rubs your abdomen. It will help with the flow of things and allows more space and less constriction. As soon as you feel ready, then come back into here. It might take an hour or two,” Elrond cautioned. “Now, if that fails to work, we may need to employ the use of an enema, but I think we shall only go that route if this continues to the morning or if the pain becomes unbearable.”
Blushing again, Erestor nodded, and then said, “I think I want to try the first method.”
“Then I will find Glorfindel and send him up here. After I lecture him on why he should not leave his lover in such a state.”
“He does not know yet. He left while I was still lazing in bed,” said Erestor.
“In that case, would you like for me to explain, or should I send him-“
“If you would not mind, it will sound best coming from you. I have a feeling if I explained it, it would come out rather badly.”
Elrond said nothing of the weak pun Erestor inadvertently made. “I will have him tracked down right away.”
2)A seriouse and not grose Erestor stuck on the toilet after his first experience with anal sex with Glorfindel, cant expell and his work papers are being shoved under the door to him as he sits there
3)Thranduil wakes to find himself tied to the bed and blindfolded, being pleasured and he doesnt know who by....its Glorfindel who is in Mirwood on traid nagotiations
and the winner is...
There was a sharp knock on the door and Erestor responded with a slightly strained, “Whatever it is, just slide it under the door with the rest.”
The knock came again, but this time there were words as well. “Glorfindel told me that you were having a bit of difficulty this morning.”
“Ai Valar! First he tells Melpomaen, and then Elrohir, and now, you.” Erestor, who was hunched forward trying to find a more comfortable position, made a note to have a word with the warrior about what of their personal lives should and should not be shared.
“Well, I am the head healer,” reminded Elrond. Immediately he switched to his professional practitioner mode. “How long has the issue been occurring.”
Erestor mumbled something to himself and wished he had somewhere to run away to. Not that he would be able to run, exactly. His stomach was cramped up terribly now.
“Sorry, you need to speak up. It is rather difficult to hear through the door.”
“Are you honestly going to make me answer your clinical questions?”
“How else can I help you?” Elrond’s voice was gentle, and he pulled a stool over to the door of the washroom from Glorfindel’s kitchen, knowing this might take a little time. “How long has the issue been occurring?”
“Since Glorfindel shoved his cock up my ass.”
Elrond fought not to smirk, but when he realized that Erestor could not possibly see him, he did not worry so much. “I will assume then, since last night. On a scale of one to twelve, how much pain or discomfort are you experiencing?”
“One to twelve... about a four of pain and an eight of discomfort.”
“When did you have your last bowel movement previous to this?”
Erestor blushed, despite the door between them. “I would rather not say.”
“Erestor, I cannot help you unless you answer the questions.”
Defeated, Erestor sighed. He really did not want to spend the rest of the day in the bathroom working on his reports from the toilet. “Right before Glorfindel and I... he wanted to make sure I was clean before he... you know...”
“Hmm. I see. Well, I think that there are two ways to treat this, and what you are doing right now is not going to be helpful. First, you should be reclining, preferably in bed, while someone rubs your abdomen. It will help with the flow of things and allows more space and less constriction. As soon as you feel ready, then come back into here. It might take an hour or two,” Elrond cautioned. “Now, if that fails to work, we may need to employ the use of an enema, but I think we shall only go that route if this continues to the morning or if the pain becomes unbearable.”
Blushing again, Erestor nodded, and then said, “I think I want to try the first method.”
“Then I will find Glorfindel and send him up here. After I lecture him on why he should not leave his lover in such a state.”
“He does not know yet. He left while I was still lazing in bed,” said Erestor.
“In that case, would you like for me to explain, or should I send him-“
“If you would not mind, it will sound best coming from you. I have a feeling if I explained it, it would come out rather badly.”
Elrond said nothing of the weak pun Erestor inadvertently made. “I will have him tracked down right away.”
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Date: 2007-05-09 03:21 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-05-09 03:56 pm (UTC)Thank you Zhie! Poor Erestor!
~DarkDreamer
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Date: 2007-05-10 02:48 am (UTC)*hugs*
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Date: 2007-05-10 03:15 am (UTC)I adored this. Thanks, Zhie. *huggles* ♥♥
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Date: 2007-05-10 07:54 pm (UTC)hugs
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Date: 2007-05-11 11:44 pm (UTC)This was hilarious! So hard to do good humor, and of course it spawned a drabble in my head but only if I have permission??
P.S. Searching your website was an eye opener. I had no idea how many sites there are out there.
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Date: 2007-05-11 11:54 pm (UTC)*pounces* ^_^
Moonlight
Date: 2007-05-18 12:51 am (UTC)Moonlight
He sits gingerly, bathed in the light of a brilliant full moon, on the edge of an unfamiliar bathing pool. The cloth recently used to clean his body lay draped in his hand and he gazes at the glistening essence of lover.
The minor nagging ache which pulled him from his sleep was now causing him to squirm on his perch. No matter that he had given himself many times before. Each liaison ended the same – sitting alone, contemplating and dreading the open and vulnerable feelings.
He rhythmically clenches and unclenches his stretched opening. If only he could close off the emotions that came with giving himself to another.
As his eyes involuntarily drift upward he sees his lover is also outlined by the light of the moon, but he sleeps on. His face is calm and relaxed, and no cares disturb his slumber.
Drawn to this enticing being he can stay away no longer. Limping slightly he slowly makes his way back to the warmth of his lover. He dares move closer and curls his entire body around the large sturdy frame, resting his cheek on his lover’s long blond hair.
As he falls to slumber a flitting thought nudges at the edge of his consciousness. Perhaps now, with this lover, he might also give his heart
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Date: 2007-05-18 06:02 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-06-02 09:40 pm (UTC)*since Glorfindel shoved his cock up my arse!* OMG! I rolled with laughter!
oli...x