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zhieMy mind has been chock full of all kinds of slashy goodness and other things...
Thoughts within the last 24 hours...
Someone should write a really graphic Haldir mpreg. Perhaps that someone should be me.
I haven't slashed Haldir and Legolas nearly enough for my own good. I need to do that more. Much more. Lots, lots more.
Killing Haldir. That could be therapeutic in all this. Very much so. *books trips to late 3rd age Rohan*
When I switched fandoms, I put away all my STFU greeting cards. *digs through file cabinet* I know they're around here somewhere... I'm just getting the feeling I'm going to need a few soon...
Have I mentioned that Haldir needs to get knocked up? Just, because. Yeah, it'll squick me, and yeah, those I would want to squick won't touch it, however, they will know it's there, and just knowing will squick them, and yes, it will make it worth it.
Erestor and Glorfindel... have not forgotten them... will write more... but there's no real shock factor involved there...
Little devil on shoulder wants me to write some Thranduil slash. Again, not my trough of tea, but I may just do it anyhow. *snaps fingers* Stop the presses, I can kill two potatoes with one stone and tell the story of how Thranduil got Haldir preggers... *insert evil grin here*
I used to relieve tension in TC by offing a few snarves or mutants or something. I feel the need to write a Elvish 'Sins of the Fathers' type piece. The up side to this is that I'll feel better. The down side to this is, it will lead to me going off to find another fandom. That's just the way it is. As it is, I'm to a point that what I write can only be understood by reading previous pieces, thereby decreasing the number of readers and so on and so forth. And I'm much better suited as an oral storyteller rather than a writer. (however, I do have my Monty, and those of you who know where I live and would physically come and poke me, so I have a feeling I won't be able to wander away from here as easily as the TC fandom, where all I had to do was give TW enough beer to get him drunk and then sneak off with his credit card and car keys...)
Mmmm, that was nice. Feeling better now.
Still have an urge to kill Haldir. Or at least publically humiliate him in great detail. I bet Oro would help me with that. Or, maybe something with the other galadhrim fragging him or something. I'll think on that.
side note: I find I'm hating Haldir more and more. Not my version, not the book version, not the movie version... the concept and such. Yes, the more and more would indeed incinuate that hate was there already. Note icons and theme of LJ -- no Haldir. Note site move -- bunnies, yes, but Haldir's Library slowly being moved into just a general archives.
My softdrink has formed its own little puddle around the edge of it but not completely around. Does my soda cup count as a peninsula?
Yes, I think I'm done now. *Grabs samurai sword and some twinkies* If anyone sees Haldir, let me know...
Thoughts within the last 24 hours...
Someone should write a really graphic Haldir mpreg. Perhaps that someone should be me.
I haven't slashed Haldir and Legolas nearly enough for my own good. I need to do that more. Much more. Lots, lots more.
Killing Haldir. That could be therapeutic in all this. Very much so. *books trips to late 3rd age Rohan*
When I switched fandoms, I put away all my STFU greeting cards. *digs through file cabinet* I know they're around here somewhere... I'm just getting the feeling I'm going to need a few soon...
Have I mentioned that Haldir needs to get knocked up? Just, because. Yeah, it'll squick me, and yeah, those I would want to squick won't touch it, however, they will know it's there, and just knowing will squick them, and yes, it will make it worth it.
Erestor and Glorfindel... have not forgotten them... will write more... but there's no real shock factor involved there...
Little devil on shoulder wants me to write some Thranduil slash. Again, not my trough of tea, but I may just do it anyhow. *snaps fingers* Stop the presses, I can kill two potatoes with one stone and tell the story of how Thranduil got Haldir preggers... *insert evil grin here*
I used to relieve tension in TC by offing a few snarves or mutants or something. I feel the need to write a Elvish 'Sins of the Fathers' type piece. The up side to this is that I'll feel better. The down side to this is, it will lead to me going off to find another fandom. That's just the way it is. As it is, I'm to a point that what I write can only be understood by reading previous pieces, thereby decreasing the number of readers and so on and so forth. And I'm much better suited as an oral storyteller rather than a writer. (however, I do have my Monty, and those of you who know where I live and would physically come and poke me, so I have a feeling I won't be able to wander away from here as easily as the TC fandom, where all I had to do was give TW enough beer to get him drunk and then sneak off with his credit card and car keys...)
Mmmm, that was nice. Feeling better now.
Still have an urge to kill Haldir. Or at least publically humiliate him in great detail. I bet Oro would help me with that. Or, maybe something with the other galadhrim fragging him or something. I'll think on that.
side note: I find I'm hating Haldir more and more. Not my version, not the book version, not the movie version... the concept and such. Yes, the more and more would indeed incinuate that hate was there already. Note icons and theme of LJ -- no Haldir. Note site move -- bunnies, yes, but Haldir's Library slowly being moved into just a general archives.
My softdrink has formed its own little puddle around the edge of it but not completely around. Does my soda cup count as a peninsula?
Yes, I think I'm done now. *Grabs samurai sword and some twinkies* If anyone sees Haldir, let me know...
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Re: galadhrim fragging
Date: 2005-06-20 03:21 pm (UTC)wouldn't want Legolas feeling left out at all...
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Date: 2005-06-20 05:29 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-06-20 05:49 pm (UTC)Delightful.
I need a title...
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Date: 2005-06-20 05:38 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-06-20 05:51 pm (UTC)However... as you said... so often, poor Legolas ends up trekking through the woods trying to figure out how the hell to explain things to his father.
I have begun to ponder this new bunny... it sits, it watches, it waits...
It's a blue bunny. Very rare fellow, with yellow whiskers
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Date: 2005-06-21 03:29 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-06-21 01:45 pm (UTC)Oh, I'm so deep in it I have to do it now...