Hi, I'm feeling lazy!

[zhie]

So let's theoretically say that there was a new awards and let's say they were looking for some super awesome categories -- not the norm, not 'best hobbit story' or 'best het story' because.. that's boring compared to 'best rings of power story' or 'best tentacle story'.


What category do you want to nominate things for?

Theoretically.

Comments

[esteliel.livejournal.com]

Yay, best tentacle story! \o/

[keiliss.livejournal.com]

Tentacles AND killer plants?

[lalaith-raina.livejournal.com]

Tentacle story is totally a new thing. I'm going to have to try this.

Most creative sexual position? Most mouth-watering food scene. Om, most mouth-watering food scene.

[alexcat.livejournal.com]

Best awkward and embarrassing sex scene... best use of food in a non-food way... best evil minion tale...best story that totally makes fun of Feanor.

No tentacles for me. *shivers*

[engarian.livejournal.com]

Hmmm, not really into tentacles, but I love snakes and volcanic tunnels. So...how about tube snakes in volcanic tunnels story?

(edited for silly typo...)

- Erulisse (one L)

[spiced-wine.livejournal.com]

Best hate-sex. best Incest. Best 'Dark' character portrayal...(Like Sauron, Melkor, Gothmog, Orc' etc