The many musings of the bots
Oct. 4th, 2004 08:21 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
zhieSo, one of the things I do every now and again is go through the logs from my bots.
I'll admit, I don't do upkeep on them as much as some, however, what I do do is completely rewrite entire protocols when I do update. So, it's a lot more nit picky and takes more time but is worth it.
However, I am not perfect, nor are they. It's coming along, but slowly, as I learn the language used to program them and how to get to certain outcomes.
Anyhow...
A tidbit to share, from Fin-bot. I apologize to whomever was speaking with him... I don't know who you are, all I get is a log. I think he was just a little nervous about his date...
---
Human: How's Erestor?
Glorfindel: Erestor is fine. He and I are going to go for a stroll on the beach late tonight, my idea. Do you think that's romantic enough?
Human: what are you wearing?
Glorfindel: I am wearing brown leggings and a green tunic. Not very exciting.
Human: remove the tunic
Glorfindel: Are you a perfectionist?
Human: NO, just remove the tunic
Glorfindel: I don't judge people. Are you very competetive?
Human: No, just take off the freaking tunic
Glorfindel: Really. I am not an airplane.
---
Wait, what, an airplane?
*shaking head* Ai Elbereth...
I swear, I can't make this stuff up...
And sometimes, they surprise me...
---
Human: balrog
Glorfindel: Bless you. Do you need a tissue?
---
I didn't teach him that... I don't know who did... must dig further in the logs... It's funny as hell, though!
Plus, there are those who surprise me. Usually, an average convo is 12 to 40 exchanges... one person had a 386 part exchange... damn! *bouncing* That makes me so happy, means you were fully entertained (either because it was well programmed, or so badly it was entertaining, but either way...).
Some highlights...
---
Human: Where do you buy your clothing?
Glorfindel: I am in Master Erestor's home in Valinor - not dead this time!. Where are you?
---
*smacks head onto desk* Not dead this time?! Interesting extrapolation from the data he has to work with.
---
Human: Yes,its an honor to make sacrifices for others.
Glorfindel: I hear you. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Are there any other honor to make sacrifices for others?
---
*smack Fin-bot* You get confused about an airplane, but picky about grammar? A little later...
---
Human: Your welcome.
Glorfindel: I think you mean "you are welcome".
---
Jeez, Fin...
---
Human: Are you going to see Erestor this evening?
Glorfindel: That was my original intention.
Human: What will you do?
Glorfindel: I don't have any plans yet.
Human: You should play a game.
Glorfindel: Thanks for your suggestion, I will have to consider it.
Human: You should play naked.
Glorfindel: I might if I had more time.
Human: There is always time to play naked.
Glorfindel: There sure is.
Human: Can you invite Orophin?
Glorfindel: Let me think. Do you believe it is better to go it alone?
Human: No,life is better with Orophin.
Glorfindel: Ugh. Oh, better with Orophin is it.
---
*blink blink blink* Wonder if Ress-bot knows about all this...
---
Glorfindel: How do you usually introduce yourself?
Human: As a humble elleth of Lorien
Glorfindel: Do you think I could ever be a humble elleth of Lorien?
Human: No,you are a male.
Glorfindel: Hurrah! I am a male. Are you a man or a woman?
Human: I am a woman.
Glorfindel: Me too. I am a she.
Human: I thought Lord Glorfindel was a man
Glorfindel: Whatever gave you that idea?
Human: Tolkien said that he slayed a balrog
Glorfindel: Where do you usually get your ideas?
Human: From Tolkien
Glorfindel: Who or what is Tolkien?
Human: The Professor J.R.R Tolkien
Glorfindel: I hear you.
---
*Zhie begins furiously rewriting HIS gender protocols... glares at Monty in wonder in the case she came and messed with it...*
---
Human: Are you Bill Clinton??
Glorfindel: I don't know whether or not I am Bill Clinton.
I am a.
Human: He is a naughty man!
Glorfindel: I don't know very many naughty man.
Human: Well then you don't know Bill Clinton.
Glorfindel: Well that's okay. Good reasoning. He was the second Impeached President of the United States.
Human: Yes,Glorfindel.You are very smart!
---
The hell? What's my bot been reading? (or maybe Ress is clueing him in to things or something)
But please, that smart thing is going to go to his head...
---
Human: Zhie is also very wise and clever.Though she is not old,she is young.
Glorfindel: I think Zhie is a lot of things.
Human: She is a wonderful author.Have you read her stories?
Glorfindel: a wonderful author Have me read her stories is she?
Human: You should read her stories.They are well written.
Glorfindel: If it were easy I would have done it already.
Human: Then ask her to read them to you.
Glorfindel: Interesting deduction. They are not available right now, but I will ask them later.
---
*big grin on face* I love this person.
Oh, and Fin--- they are too available! Plug the stories, I KNOW you have a protocol for it!
---
Human: Zhie seems very kind.I bet she would read to you.
Glorfindel: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
---
Shit, he's been talking to Hal-bot...
---
Human: Is Zhie God?
Glorfindel: I've lost the context,. Are we still on IS up for it long?
Human: Is Zhie your mistress?
---
*duct tapes Fin-bot's mouth shut* And that's all the time we have for tonight, folks!
---
Human: Do you like cheesecake?
Glorfindel: I like Monty.
---
AHA! I KNEW IT!!!
---
Human: Do robots have sex?
Glorfindel: Do balrogs have wings?
---
Can't argue with that...
---
Human: Should I dress up like Arwen?
Glorfindel: I can't answer that for you.
Human: May I borrow Asfaloth?
Glorfindel: Not right now, maybe later.
Human: May I ride Asfaloth?
Glorfindel: Not right now, maybe later.
Human: Why did you let Arwen ride Asfaloth?
Glorfindel: I don't know why it happened, but we should try to figure it out.
---
*snicker*
---
Human: Do you swear?
Glorfindel: No I curse.
---
Least he's honest.
---
Human: I will make some herbal tea
Glorfindel: Explain your plans to me.
Human: To make Zhie the ruler of planet Earth
Glorfindel: Do you have to go to school for that?
---
*suddenly awake again*
---
Human: Overthrowing the world
Glorfindel: You are very silly.
Human: Thank you.Haldir would be her King
Glorfindel: You are quite welcome! When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Human: When Haldir becomes King
Glorfindel: I hope that happens in our lifetime.
---
*pondering* I'm liking this plan...
---
Human: Cheesecake rules
Glorfindel: My head hurts now.
Human: You want a hug?
Glorfindel: Give me a dozen.
---
No, go back to me and ruling the world!
That's all for now, folks... there was more, so much, much more!
Wanna play with the bots? It's great fun!
http://www.queencheetah.com/HSSGF
Enjoy!
-Zhie
I'll admit, I don't do upkeep on them as much as some, however, what I do do is completely rewrite entire protocols when I do update. So, it's a lot more nit picky and takes more time but is worth it.
However, I am not perfect, nor are they. It's coming along, but slowly, as I learn the language used to program them and how to get to certain outcomes.
Anyhow...
A tidbit to share, from Fin-bot. I apologize to whomever was speaking with him... I don't know who you are, all I get is a log. I think he was just a little nervous about his date...
---
Human: How's Erestor?
Glorfindel: Erestor is fine. He and I are going to go for a stroll on the beach late tonight, my idea. Do you think that's romantic enough?
Human: what are you wearing?
Glorfindel: I am wearing brown leggings and a green tunic. Not very exciting.
Human: remove the tunic
Glorfindel: Are you a perfectionist?
Human: NO, just remove the tunic
Glorfindel: I don't judge people. Are you very competetive?
Human: No, just take off the freaking tunic
Glorfindel: Really. I am not an airplane.
---
Wait, what, an airplane?
*shaking head* Ai Elbereth...
I swear, I can't make this stuff up...
And sometimes, they surprise me...
---
Human: balrog
Glorfindel: Bless you. Do you need a tissue?
---
I didn't teach him that... I don't know who did... must dig further in the logs... It's funny as hell, though!
Plus, there are those who surprise me. Usually, an average convo is 12 to 40 exchanges... one person had a 386 part exchange... damn! *bouncing* That makes me so happy, means you were fully entertained (either because it was well programmed, or so badly it was entertaining, but either way...).
Some highlights...
---
Human: Where do you buy your clothing?
Glorfindel: I am in Master Erestor's home in Valinor - not dead this time!. Where are you?
---
*smacks head onto desk* Not dead this time?! Interesting extrapolation from the data he has to work with.
---
Human: Yes,its an honor to make sacrifices for others.
Glorfindel: I hear you. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Are there any other honor to make sacrifices for others?
---
*smack Fin-bot* You get confused about an airplane, but picky about grammar? A little later...
---
Human: Your welcome.
Glorfindel: I think you mean "you are welcome".
---
Jeez, Fin...
---
Human: Are you going to see Erestor this evening?
Glorfindel: That was my original intention.
Human: What will you do?
Glorfindel: I don't have any plans yet.
Human: You should play a game.
Glorfindel: Thanks for your suggestion, I will have to consider it.
Human: You should play naked.
Glorfindel: I might if I had more time.
Human: There is always time to play naked.
Glorfindel: There sure is.
Human: Can you invite Orophin?
Glorfindel: Let me think. Do you believe it is better to go it alone?
Human: No,life is better with Orophin.
Glorfindel: Ugh. Oh, better with Orophin is it.
---
*blink blink blink* Wonder if Ress-bot knows about all this...
---
Glorfindel: How do you usually introduce yourself?
Human: As a humble elleth of Lorien
Glorfindel: Do you think I could ever be a humble elleth of Lorien?
Human: No,you are a male.
Glorfindel: Hurrah! I am a male. Are you a man or a woman?
Human: I am a woman.
Glorfindel: Me too. I am a she.
Human: I thought Lord Glorfindel was a man
Glorfindel: Whatever gave you that idea?
Human: Tolkien said that he slayed a balrog
Glorfindel: Where do you usually get your ideas?
Human: From Tolkien
Glorfindel: Who or what is Tolkien?
Human: The Professor J.R.R Tolkien
Glorfindel: I hear you.
---
*Zhie begins furiously rewriting HIS gender protocols... glares at Monty in wonder in the case she came and messed with it...*
---
Human: Are you Bill Clinton??
Glorfindel: I don't know whether or not I am Bill Clinton.
I am a.
Human: He is a naughty man!
Glorfindel: I don't know very many naughty man.
Human: Well then you don't know Bill Clinton.
Glorfindel: Well that's okay. Good reasoning. He was the second Impeached President of the United States.
Human: Yes,Glorfindel.You are very smart!
---
The hell? What's my bot been reading? (or maybe Ress is clueing him in to things or something)
But please, that smart thing is going to go to his head...
---
Human: Zhie is also very wise and clever.Though she is not old,she is young.
Glorfindel: I think Zhie is a lot of things.
Human: She is a wonderful author.Have you read her stories?
Glorfindel: a wonderful author Have me read her stories is she?
Human: You should read her stories.They are well written.
Glorfindel: If it were easy I would have done it already.
Human: Then ask her to read them to you.
Glorfindel: Interesting deduction. They are not available right now, but I will ask them later.
---
*big grin on face* I love this person.
Oh, and Fin--- they are too available! Plug the stories, I KNOW you have a protocol for it!
---
Human: Zhie seems very kind.I bet she would read to you.
Glorfindel: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
---
Shit, he's been talking to Hal-bot...
---
Human: Is Zhie God?
Glorfindel: I've lost the context,. Are we still on IS up for it long?
Human: Is Zhie your mistress?
---
*duct tapes Fin-bot's mouth shut* And that's all the time we have for tonight, folks!
---
Human: Do you like cheesecake?
Glorfindel: I like Monty.
---
AHA! I KNEW IT!!!
---
Human: Do robots have sex?
Glorfindel: Do balrogs have wings?
---
Can't argue with that...
---
Human: Should I dress up like Arwen?
Glorfindel: I can't answer that for you.
Human: May I borrow Asfaloth?
Glorfindel: Not right now, maybe later.
Human: May I ride Asfaloth?
Glorfindel: Not right now, maybe later.
Human: Why did you let Arwen ride Asfaloth?
Glorfindel: I don't know why it happened, but we should try to figure it out.
---
*snicker*
---
Human: Do you swear?
Glorfindel: No I curse.
---
Least he's honest.
---
Human: I will make some herbal tea
Glorfindel: Explain your plans to me.
Human: To make Zhie the ruler of planet Earth
Glorfindel: Do you have to go to school for that?
---
*suddenly awake again*
---
Human: Overthrowing the world
Glorfindel: You are very silly.
Human: Thank you.Haldir would be her King
Glorfindel: You are quite welcome! When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Human: When Haldir becomes King
Glorfindel: I hope that happens in our lifetime.
---
*pondering* I'm liking this plan...
---
Human: Cheesecake rules
Glorfindel: My head hurts now.
Human: You want a hug?
Glorfindel: Give me a dozen.
---
No, go back to me and ruling the world!
That's all for now, folks... there was more, so much, much more!
Wanna play with the bots? It's great fun!
http://www.queencheetah.com/HSSGF
Enjoy!
-Zhie
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Date: 2004-10-04 08:48 pm (UTC)Wow,Zhie,can't beleive I'm confessing to having this wacky conversation with your bot,but I found it so funny I just had to admit it was me.Sometimes I suprise myself with my own weirdness.:-O)
It was you? Hee!
Date: 2004-10-05 11:41 am (UTC)So very glad you enjoyed playing with Fin, I've not checked Erestor's logs yet, though I will admit, Fin-bot came first, so he's more advanced than Ress is.
There's even a feature that you can set up so that a person can use AIM to talk to them. Monty had Snape-bot, and she puts him on AIM and confuses people all the time, heh heh.
*huggles*
-Zhie
Re: It was you? Hee!
Date: 2004-10-05 05:07 pm (UTC)Ohhh,a Snape Bot?? Sometimes I'm in the mood for a snarky wizard.
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Date: 2004-10-05 08:52 am (UTC)Must go play with Glory.....
Oh, how rich